I saw the list of stars that died in 2011 just now.  Wow.  Anyway, that was last year.  Who's gonna meet their respective maker in 2012?  My guesses:

1.  Betty White:  It's common knowledge that Betty White got her youthful energy by feeding on the life force of fellow "Golden Girls" Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Ghetty, and Bea Arthur.  With those three no longer around to feed Betty White's hunger, she probably won't make it through 2012.

2.  Stan Lee:  He's 89 years old for fuck's sake.  I suspect that he'll be killed by the Hulk in this Summer's Avenger's movie.....for real.  It's the culmunation of his life's work.  R.I.P., father of the Marvel Universe.  'Nuff said.

3.  Lindsay Lohan: Obviously

4. d21lewis:  After a decade of unsuccessful attempts, his girlfriend finally gets it right.  Sorry d21lewis.  Your luck had to run out some time.

6.  Jaleel White:  He'll be the totally unexpected "Man, I used to love him back in the day!", "That was my favorite actor!" surprise death of the year.  Steve Urkel won't be here in 2013.  And when he passes, everybody will learn to appreciate his body of work.

And that's all I got.  Think you can do a better job than me?  Let's here your guesses and reasoning.

Nintendo.

I remember seeing a commercial for that show.  Somebody better warn those girls.  Their lives are in serious jeopardy!

I thought you were married!

Nah.  I was forced to put that in my profile by my GF.  She said that if I didn't, women would be chasing after me.  Apparently, she doesn't know how VGChartz works.

My nr 1 answer for every year the last 20 years: Zsa Zsa Gabor

everybody, according to popular interpretations of the Maya calendar

others:

Kirk Douglas, 95
Fidel Castro, 85
Nancy Reagan, 90
Margaret Thatcher, 86
Nelson Mandela, 93
Aretha Franklin, 69

and i'll take the bullet for d21lewis... and his gf when he dies..

well since 2012 is the end of the world, i'm guessing everyone?

So......that means I'm right?  YES!!

Oh.  Wait.