So I was holding in a fart all day through school, today. As time passed, my urges grew stronger and stronger. Eventually, my need to release gasses became so intense that internal eruptions began to occur. This usually occurs when I hold in my farts for too long. It sort of feels like your body farts, but on the inside.
So anyway as I was walking down the hall, my urges eventually overpowered my will. I let the fart go. Unfortunately for me, my body wanted to do more than just fart. It decided to release some sort of liquidy substance which leaked down my leg and onto my ankle.
Yup, anal leakage, also known as fecal incontinence. It occurs when one losses regular control of their bowels. Anyway, yeah, the hallway smelled like feces. However, due to the crowding of the hallway, no one knew who had caused the smell. :D
Needless to say, I immediately cut school and went straight home to clean up and promise myself to always fart at the first chance I get. I always say (well, at least now) "better gas now, then liquid later.
So has anyone here ever held in a fart for too long before? Anyone ever experience anal leakage?
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