Chuck Norris. Just to see if he's as tough as everyone says.

Poor Humpty never gets a break (actually, he gets broken all the time! *ba dum chish*).

Serious Guess: Ocean (Maybe Pacific)

Personal Guess: Into some test lab that expoldes releasing a form of government top secret test subtance that begins a zombie apocalypse.

1. my thoughts exactly :)

2. Zombies in Japan?....This means Resident Evil: Afterlife was a prophetic movie then! :)

'If you do come across what you suspect is a satellite piece, NASA doesn't want you to pick it up. The space agency says there are no toxic chemicals present, but there could be sharp edges. Also, it's government property. It's against the law to keep it as a souvenir or sell it on eBay. NASA's advice is to report it to the police.'

Fuck that, I'd keep it!

Africa. i bet thats where aliens live

knowing how amazingly unlucky i am i think i know where it will crash.

Egypt, Pyramids, Stargate...

what other proof is there? :)

if it lands in my yard, its my property. fuck you nasa.

hell i guess we don't need any lol!