Welcome To 3ever's Carnival

"What the fuck ?"

Dsister wondered out loud as he regained consciousness to see that he was wearing quite possibly the most ridiculous clown suit he has ever seen. He took a look around the gloomy room he was in to notice that he wasn't the only one confused...or in clown suits. He counted 12 others in the same ridiculous outfit, some still not fully conscious, and some smoking weed from the nearby dump or having a violent gaybuttsex train in the corner of the room.

"I have to get out of this ridiculous suit" he thought, and attempted to take his clown suit off. 

"I wouldn't do that if I were you !" boomed the speaker set up on the ceiling of the room. "The suit you are wearing is rigged to a C4 explosive charge attached to the underside of your testicles. Removing the suit will set it off"

"Who the hell are you ?" screamed Dsister in a voice that would flatter any 8 year old girl. "What the fuck is going on here ?"

"I am 3everman, Welcome to my carnival ! Outside this room, there is actually a carnival where you people...all 13 of you..shall play a game for my enjoyment . I'll be watching you live through my camera feeds. I hope you all make it worthwhile of my efforts to slip you roofies and abduct all of you".

While everyone else didn't give a shit, and continued smoking weed or having sex, Dsister was interested in knowing more. "You want to play a game ? What is this ? Saw ? Those movies sucked ! This game will suck too...especially since all of us are gonna explode and die ! You're probably Canadian !"

"No, this isn't related to Saw in any way whatsoever..and no, I'm not Canadian. I have deployed some of my loyal "bitches" with all of you. You are all strangers to each other, but you'll have to band together and kill all of my bitches ...uh...deplomatically. After figuring out who they are ofcourse. If you are successful, and aren't overwhelmed by them, I'll defuse the C4 and let all of you go. Some of you will probably die, and if you are captured in the end, you'll be my sex slaves for the rest of your pathetic lives !" said 3ever.

"Yay !! More gaybuttsex !!!" shouted those involved in the sextrain.

"WTF is wrong with these people ? I refuse to play this "game" ripped off from Saw ! I want to go back home" whined Dsister.

"THIS IS NOT A RIP OFF... ITS ORIGINAL ! DAMN YOU CANADIAN HATER !" shouted 3ever, furiously. 

"Fuck this unoriginality. I'll rather die" Dsister said, and he removed his clown suit's pants and proceeded to mooning in front of the camera set up on the nearby wall...But his act proved to be fatal as the C4 exploded, blowing up his balls, and killing him instantly. 

Chaos ensued, as those who were stoned were knocked out of being high, the gay train disbanded and all 12 people remaining ran out of the room in random directions, scared to death.

"Oh well, let the game begin.." 3ever announced

Day One Start

I'll be sure to send that to Dsister...

All PMs have been sent.

I'm here! So who was in the sextrain with me?

Here...

And wow I had to read the flavor twice just to make sure I had read what I thought I read. You are a little messed up in the head there 3ever. LOL

Amazing intro, that made my day

What could be worse than having explosives stuck under your cock...and I hope I wasn't part of that gaytrainride.

I'm here and I must say, my character is ... interesting.

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One has to wonder how you do a sextrain without removing your suit and with C4 stuck on the testicles.... anyways it seems things are underway.

FF why would you say this if it were not to elaborate afterwards? now please do ^^

I had a glimps at the train and I thought I saw a llama... but I was mistaken as Wonk isn't playing (that or i can't read the op). Maybe you were on a train by yourself? :p