Let's have some fun...

Here are the criteria:

1. Long term: How long have you been smoking?

10 points for every year.

2. Short term. How much have you smoked in the last month? (only the last month applies to these)

10 points for more averaging 3 times per week.

10 points for every day.

10 points for averaging more than twice a day.

10 points extra every time you've smoked straight after waking up. AKA ''Wake and bake''

3. Are you coping?

Give yourself a grade out of 30 for coping with work/family/studies despite the fact that your a heavy stOner. (obviously subjective, but lets see how it goes)

4. Please state your top 3 gaming experiences while hitting the bong (not for points)

PS. Let me know if I should add or change anything to make it more accurate

EDIT: If you are not a stOner please don't derail this thread by preaching to us. Rather look at our answers to Question 3 and then see if you're really doing much better in life.

So, I'm not called Dr.Grass for nothing

1. Since I was 15, so that's 10 years.

100 points

2. I've been really blazing a lot so...

10 points for averaging more than 3 times per week.
10 points for every day.
10 points for more than twice a day.
100 points at least for 'wake and bake' this month. Almost every weekend and about 4 times before class.

3. Am I coping...

Well I think I could be doing better. Pot makes you a little lazy. But I am doing my MSc and faring pretty well. Also got some scholarships and I'm paying for my living costs and live in a nice house with everything I need, so...

20/30.

I'm no 'marijuana poster-boy'. but I think I'm a decent representative of making life work whilst smoking tons of weed.

4. Fun times...

4.1. Super Mario Galaxy. Oh how wonderful it was to smoke a fat one and then just explore the beautiful galaxy with Mario's nimble movements. A stellar experience.

4.2. Demon's Souls...

4.3. Metroid Prime. I didn't blaze while playing too much, but when I did it was a magically adventurous experience.

TOTAL:

250 stOner points for me! Can anyone compete with that?

1.since i was 12...so thats 9 years = 90 points

2.last month?puh...i would say 20-22 of 30 days i was high..
not a fan of wake and bake cause im doing sports everyday...and sports & being high = nono!

3. 25/30...im working...got my own apartment...got friends (95% of them are non-smokers)...do my workout every day...yupp im living a normal life no matter how much ill be smoking...the only bad thing is the lazyness....once you smoked you not doing anything after that ^^
typical example...after Workout i wanted to go to the barber shop + going shopping...the problem again was that i couldnt wait to smoke after Workout...so i was smoking and that was the last big thing i did that day ^^

4.Fifa with friends...im from Europe so this is like a typical thing you do if friends are around...im also playing much better while im igh...i also heard that from a lot of other smokers

and thats it....im not playing that much while im high...im just listening to music & watching movies or anime...

also a great thing you can do while being high...eating chocolate...i do it only once a week cause im living healthy but im always excited...everything tastes better at highness but chocolate is like the "God" of high-taste ^^

Do you have WC 2010? I play LOADS of Fifa too, skipping Fifa 11 this year and getting Fifa 12 at launch.

If you have it then add me on PSN and we can have a game: Dr_Grass_108

No-one likes my thread

Boohooo.

Drugs are bad. Mmmmk.

Wessle, would easily win, but he isn't on here.....or is he.

Oh really. Ok, I'll take that to heart.

You should because you broke Mr. Mackey's heart =(

Edit: I hope you know I'm just playing around. I don't really care if you do drugs. I just thought I'd post since nobody was really posting in the thread. =p

WessleWoggle.. there is no contest..