Biggest st0n3r on VGC comp!!!

[Dr.Grass]

So, I'm not called Dr.Grass for nothing

1. Since I was 15, so that's 10 years.

100 points

2. I've been really blazing a lot so...

10 points for averaging more than 3 times per week.
10 points for every day.
10 points for more than twice a day.
100 points at least for 'wake and bake' this month. Almost every weekend and about 4 times before class.

3. Am I coping...

Well I think I could be doing better. Pot makes you a little lazy. But I am doing my MSc and faring pretty well. Also got some scholarships and I'm paying for my living costs and live in a nice house with everything I need, so...

20/30.

I'm no 'marijuana poster-boy'. but I think I'm a decent representative of making life work whilst smoking tons of weed.

4. Fun times...

4.1. Super Mario Galaxy. Oh how wonderful it was to smoke a fat one and then just explore the beautiful galaxy with Mario's nimble movements. A stellar experience.

4.2. Demon's Souls...

4.3. Metroid Prime. I didn't blaze while playing too much, but when I did it was a magically adventurous experience.

TOTAL:

250 stOner points for me! Can anyone compete with that?