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Soriku said:
Cross-X said:

DAT ASS...



At first, I was like "lol".

And then, I agreed.



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Just saw this last night. Goddamn what has the industry come to.. Although the two girls were pretty hot.



                                        

alekth said:

12 years olds need to learn fondling, spanking, pole dancing and some pre-felatio basics. Their parents ought to supervise the activity.

Not that this sort of thing would be completely out of place at some party, but 12 is a bit too young.


Actually it's not.

what the players do in the commercial has no relation to what you see in the game or what you have to do ( take the spanking, all the games want you to do is hit the wiimote to move your character, I'm pretty sure it will work as well if you just hold it instead of putting it in someone's pants...)

What are you guys going to suggest next?

If someone was to release a video of someone playing mario kart wii naked that would mean the game should get a mature rating ?



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milkyjoe said:

I showed this to my girlfriend expecting her to be horrified by it. She winked at me and told me to buy it...

Best. Girlfriend. Ever. 



morenoingrato said:

Ok Ubisoft, we gave you mass profits with Just Dance, we should get our reward now. And this is not worthy

Don't you know how this works already? You get the experiments, and sometimes they work out!  Then they take the money and make "real" games on the HD twins.  I want to put "lol", but I don't think this is completely untrue...



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Doobie_wop said:

Ok, before everyone starts hating on Ubisoft for bringing another shovelware game to the Wii, take into account that this is a PS3 game as well. They are equally distrubuting the sexiness to both consoles.

Really? Then PS3 wins hands down, it's got a better dildo!    ...And a camera.  O-) 



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twesterm said:

[Source Destructoid]

Ubisoft's sexy, raunchy party game for twelve-year-olds

23 minutes ago - 3:00 PM on 02.24.2011   |   Jim Sterling

 

 

Ubisoft has released a trailer for its upcoming "sexy" Wii game, We Dare. It involves people spanking each other, getting into homoerotic situations, and filthy striptease dancing. What's more, it's been rated as suitable for ages twelve and up. 

Seriously

"We Dare is a sexy, quirky, party game that offers a large variety of hilarious, innovative and physical, sometimes kinky, challenges," promises the publisher. "The more friends you invite to party, the spicier the play!"

Well, aside from selling smut to minors with sure-to-be hilarious consequences, I have no idea what Ubisoft is doing with this. Just watch the video and try to determine what's worse -- the creepy laughter, the fact that one woman constantly looks uncomfortable and pressured, or the men who look like classic date rapists.


No their clearly marketing the game to adults. Note all the people in the add are adults.



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Oh no, the daily mail have picked up on it!



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I'm going to buy a wii for this!



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I feel a disturbance in the sales

ok bwahaha i am soooo gettin this play it with my homegirl shit gone be dope!