I know that I, along with so many others, am a flawed individual.  Due to these flaws in my character, I have commited sinful acts for which I must repent.  This thread is meant to get anything off of your chest that you did wrong on this site that you feel guilty about.  I shall go first and will go about it in the way that a good Catholic boy would in a confessional with a priest (I just realized how bad this sounded after I typed this :p).

Forgive me Father, for I a sinned.  This is my first ever confession of my sins on VGChartz.  My sins are as follows:

I didn't laugh at one of d21lewis' jokes-  The even bigger transgression might be that I don't even remember it and I know that all of his jokes are memorable and funny (I truely mean this).  Forgive me.  Satan must have wired my brain wrong on that day.

I believed one of RolStoppable's sarcastic threads-  Not only am I guilty of this, but I proceeded to actually get angry at him about it.  What was I thinking?  Obviously I wasn't.  Forgive me.

I friended Okey Dokey-  How could I have done such a malevolent thing?  Did anyone read that Donkey Kong Country Returns is Too Hard thread?  More importantly forgive him Father. 

I became guilty of sequelitis-  I wrote too many Why ______ bombed threads.  There were only 3, but it seemed like 30.  I promise not to fall into this trap again.  Having only one formula for writing a thread is a horrible sin.  Forgive me for not aspiring to be better in my thread writing.

I didn't troll on Sonic and the Black Knight-  I let my duties as a member of the Sonic Support Squad get in the way.  It was a bad game.  Really bad.  Sonic with a talking sword in Camelot?  How could that possibly have went wrong?  I won't write more since I still am a member of the SSS.  Hopefully Smeags doesn't tell me to relinquish my post, but I would understand if he did.  Forgive me Father for keeping my base camp happy and not telling it like it is.

I name dropped far too much in this thread-  Now I will just list members Bone Ark, Conegamer, Huiaxong ( hope that I speeled it write), pichu pichu, Montana Hatchet, ssj12, Brute, megaman 2, brawl4life, Machina, Rainbow Yoshi, Nintendogamer, and noname 2200 for no reason at all.  You see, I did this because I am a flawed individual.  Forgive me Father.

For my penance I shall now load up the Far Cry: Vengeance title screen on my Wii.  I don't think that I have done enough to warrant me actually playing it.  I'd have to have committed the sin of actually buying it to have to do that... 

Forgive me Father, I bought Far Cry Vengeance-  I will play the first level, but anything more than that actually would be Hell.    

so is the punishment for playing the first level having to endure the second one? (etc)

As bad as the actual game is, there's a cutscene that precedes the first level that ranks up there with the worst that I've ever seen.  The other scenes in the game aren't any better.

So, I know that you're relatively new here, but do you have any sins that you've committed on the site that you'd like to confess?

'Say 3 Hail Mary's and one Our Father then think about your sins.'

That's what I used to get in catholic confession... -.-

As to confessing, I made two or three accounts before settling with Dallinor, so that 60,000 number is actually only about 59,998 real individuals!

Forgive me Vgchartz...oh god FORGIVE ME!!!!

well, seeing as I'm the newbie... you tell me have I?

You didn't make Gumby wear a safety belt.  I liked that show.

You aren't one of the Blockheads, are you?  *hopes someone gets the reference*

You've got me there.... I hang my head in shame

Not only that, but I have been a major blockhead for supporting some of the wrong games on my system:

I have purchased not one but TWO games from EA for the Wii (Dead Space and NBA JAM) when I should have been purchasing the likes of Little King's Story and Dewy's Adventure on day 1! Thanks to scum like  myself we shall never see sequels to these gems...

I am at the mercy of the court....

Insane or sinful???

Do I need to confess again?

Forgive me Father for I have sinned.  I listed megaman.2 with hopes of stirring up a reaction.

I also need to confess my bias of focusing on Sony and Nintendo fans in my random list.  Now I will list members Machina and ssj12 for no reason in order to make up for my sinful ways.

I once told this one guy to blow his head off- It's odd, I don't really remember who it was but I told this guy to turn his pistol 30 degrees to the left and pull the trigger...

Hmmmmmmmmm