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    ACT I


    Two households, both alike in dignity,

    In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,

    From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,

    Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.

    From forth the fatal loins of these two foes

    A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;

    Whose misadventured piteous overthrows

    Do with their death bury their parents' strife.

    The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,

    And the continuance of their parents' rage,

    Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,

    Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;

    The which if you with patient ears attend,

    What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

    SCENE I. Verona. A public place.

    Enter SAMPSON and GREGORY, of the house of Capulet, armed with swords and bucklers


    Gregory, o' my word, we'll not carry coals.


    No, for then we should be colliers.


    I mean, an we be in choler, we'll draw.


    Ay, while you live, draw your neck out o' the collar.


    I strike quickly, being moved.


    But thou art not quickly moved to strike.


    A dog of the house of Montague moves me.


    To move is to stir; and to be valiant is to stand:

    therefore, if thou art moved, thou runn'st away.


    A dog of that house shall move me to stand: I will

    take the wall of any man or maid of Montague's.


    That shows thee a weak slave; for the weakest goes

    to the wall.


    True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels,

    are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push

    Montague's men from the wall, and thrust his maids

    to the wall.


    The quarrel is between our masters and us their men.


    'Tis all one, I will show myself a tyrant: when I

    have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the

    maids, and cut off their heads.


    The heads of the maids?


    Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads;

    take it in what sense thou wilt.


    They must take it in sense that feel it.


    Me they shall feel while I am able to stand: and

    'tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh.


    'Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou

    hadst been poor John. Draw thy tool! here comes

    two of the house of the Montagues.


    My naked weapon is out: quarrel, I will back thee.


    How! turn thy back and run?


    Fear me not.


    No, marry; I fear thee!


    Let us take the law of our sides; let them begin.


    I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as

    they list.


    Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them;

    which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.



    Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?


    I do bite my thumb, sir.


    Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?


    [Aside to GREGORY] Is the law of our side, if I say





    No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I

    bite my thumb, sir.


    Do you quarrel, sir?


    Quarrel sir! no, sir.


    If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you.


    No better.


    Well, sir.


    Say 'better:' here comes one of my master's kinsmen.


    Yes, better, sir.


    You lie.


    Draw, if you be men. Gregory, remember thy swashing blow.

    They fight

    Enter BENVOLIO


    Part, fools!

    Put up your swords; you know not what you do.

    Beats down their swords

    Enter TYBALT


    What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds?

    Turn thee, Benvolio, look upon thy death.


    I do but keep the peace: put up thy sword,

    Or manage it to part these men with me.


    What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word,

    As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee:

    Have at thee, coward!

    They fight

    Enter, several of both houses, who join the fray; then enter Citizens, with clubs

    First Citizen

    Clubs, bills, and partisans! strike! beat them down!

    Down with the Capulets! down with the Montagues!

    Enter CAPULET in his gown, and LADY CAPULET


    What noise is this? Give me my long sword, ho!


    A crutch, a crutch! why call you for a sword?


    My sword, I say! Old Montague is come,

    And flourishes his blade in spite of me.



    Thou villain Capulet,--Hold me not, let me go.


    Thou shalt not stir a foot to seek a foe.

    Enter PRINCE, with Attendants


    Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace,

    Profaners of this neighbour-stained steel,--

    Will they not hear? What, ho! you men, you beasts,

    That quench the fire of your pernicious rage

    With purple fountains issuing from your veins,

    On pain of torture, from those bloody hands

    Throw your mistemper'd weapons to the ground,

    And hear the sentence of your moved prince.

    Three civil brawls, bred of an airy word,

    By thee, old Capulet, and Montague,

    Have thrice disturb'd the quiet of our streets,

    And made Verona's ancient citizens

    Cast by their grave beseeming ornaments,

    To wield old partisans, in hands as old,

    Canker'd with peace, to part your canker'd hate:

    If ever you disturb our streets again,

    Your lives shall pay the forfeit of the peace.

    For this time, all the rest depart away:

    You Capulet; shall go along with me:

    And, Montague, come you this afternoon,

    To know our further pleasure in this case,

    To old Free-town, our common judgment-place.

    Once more, on pain of death, all men depart.



    Who set this ancient quarrel new abroach?

    Speak, nephew, were you by when it began?


    Here were the servants of your adversary,

    And yours, close fighting ere I did approach:

    I drew to part them: in the instant came

    The fiery Tybalt, with his sword prepared,

    Which, as he breathed defiance to my ears,

    He swung about his head and cut the winds,

    Who nothing hurt withal hiss'd him in scorn:

    While we were interchanging thrusts and blows,

    Came more and more and fought on part and part,

    Till the prince came, who parted either part.


    O, where is Romeo? saw you him to-day?

    Right glad I am he was not at this fray.


    Madam, an hour before the worshipp'd sun

    Peer'd forth the golden window of the east,

    A troubled mind drave me to walk abroad;

    Where, underneath the grove of sycamore

    That westward rooteth from the city's side,

    So early walking did I see your son:

    Towards him I made, but he was ware of me

    And stole into the covert of the wood:

    I, measuring his affections by my own,

    That most are busied when they're most alone,

    Pursued my humour not pursuing his,

    And gladly shunn'd who gladly fled from me.


    Many a morning hath he there been seen,

    With tears augmenting the fresh morning dew.

    Adding to clouds more clouds with his deep sighs;

    But all so soon as the all-cheering sun

    Should in the furthest east begin to draw

    The shady curtains from Aurora's bed,

    Away from the light steals home my heavy son,

    And private in his chamber pens himself,

    Shuts up his windows, locks far daylight out

    And makes himself an artificial night:

    Black and portentous must this humour prove,

    Unless good counsel may the cause remove.


    My noble uncle, do you know the cause?


    I neither know it nor can learn of him.


    Have you importuned him by any means?


    Both by myself and many other friends:

    But he, his own affections' counsellor,

    Is to himself--I will not say how true--

    But to himself so secret and so close,

    So far from sounding and discovery,

    As is the bud bit with an envious worm,

    Ere he can spread his sweet leaves to the air,

    Or dedicate his beauty to the sun.

    Could we but learn from whence his sorrows grow.

    We would as willingly give cure as know.

    Enter ROMEO


    See, where he comes: so please you, step aside;

    I'll know his grievance, or be much denied.


    I would thou wert so happy by thy stay,

    To hear true shrift. Come, madam, let's away.



    Good-morrow, cousin.


    Is the day so young?


    But new struck nine.


    Ay me! sad hours seem long.

    Was that my father that went hence so fast?


    It was. What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours?


    Not having that, which, having, makes them short.


    In love?




    Of love?


    Out of her favour, where I am in love.


    Alas, that love, so gentle in his view,

    Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!


    Alas, that love, whose view is muffled still,

    Should, without eyes, see pathways to his will!

    Where shall we dine? O me! What fray was here?

    Yet tell me not, for I have heard it all.

    Here's much to do with hate, but more with love.

    Why, then, O brawling love! O loving hate!

    O any thing, of nothing first create!

    O heavy lightness! serious vanity!

    Mis-shapen chaos of well-seeming forms!

    Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire,

    sick health!

    Still-waking sleep, that is not what it is!

    This love feel I, that feel no love in this.

    Dost thou not laugh?


    No, coz, I rather weep.


    Good heart, at what?


    At thy good heart's oppression.


    Why, such is love's transgression.

    Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast,

    Which thou wilt propagate, to have it prest

    With more of thine: this love that thou hast shown

    Doth add more grief to too much of mine own.

    Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs;

    Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes;

    Being vex'd a sea nourish'd with lovers' tears:

    What is it else? a madness most discreet,

    A choking gall and a preserving sweet.

    Farewell, my coz.


    Soft! I will go along;

    An if you leave me so, you do me wrong.


    Tut, I have lost myself; I am not here;

    This is not Romeo, he's some other where.


    Tell me in sadness, who is that you love.


    What, shall I groan and tell thee?


    Groan! why, no.

    But sadly tell me who.


    Bid a sick man in sadness make his will:

    Ah, word ill urged to one that is so ill!

    In sadness, cousin, I do love a woman.


    I aim'd so near, when I supposed you loved.


    A right good mark-man! And she's fair I love.


    A right fair mark, fair coz, is soonest hit.


    Well, in that hit you miss: she'll not be hit

    With Cupid's arrow; she hath Dian's wit;

    And, in strong proof of chastity well arm'd,

    From love's weak childish bow she lives unharm'd.

    She will not stay the siege of loving terms,

    Nor bide the encounter of assailing eyes,

    Nor ope her lap to saint-seducing gold:

    O, she is rich in beauty, only poor,

    That when she dies with beauty dies her store.


    Then she hath sworn that she will still live chaste?


    She hath, and in that sparing makes huge waste,

    For beauty starved with her severity

    Cuts beauty off from all posterity.

    She is too fair, too wise, wisely too fair,

    To merit bliss by making me despair:

    She hath forsworn to love, and in that vow

    Do I live dead that live to tell it now.


    Be ruled by me, forget to think of her.


    O, teach me how I should forget to think.


    By giving liberty unto thine eyes;

    Examine other beauties.


    'Tis the way

    To call hers exquisite, in question more:

    These happy masks that kiss fair ladies' brows

    Being black put us in mind they hide the fair;

    He that is strucken blind cannot forget

    The precious treasure of his eyesight lost:

    Show me a mistress that is passing fair,

    What doth her beauty serve, but as a note

    Where I may read who pass'd that passing fair?

    Farewell: thou canst not teach me to forget.


    I'll pay that doctrine, or else die in debt.


    SCENE II. A street.

    Enter CAPULET, PARIS, and Servant


    But Montague is bound as well as I,

    In penalty alike; and 'tis not hard, I think,

    For men so old as we to keep the peace.


    Of honourable reckoning are you both;

    And pity 'tis you lived at odds so long.

    But now, my lord, what say you to my suit?


    But saying o'er what I have said before:

    My child is yet a stranger in the world;

    She hath not seen the change of fourteen years,

    Let two more summers wither in their pride,

    Ere we may think her ripe to be a bride.


    Younger than she are happy mothers made.


    And too soon marr'd are those so early made.

    The earth hath swallow'd all my hopes but she,

    She is the hopeful lady of my earth:

    But woo her, gentle Paris, get her heart,

    My will to her consent is but a part;

    An she agree, within her scope of choice

    Lies my consent and fair according voice.

    This night I hold an old accustom'd feast,

    Whereto I have invited many a guest,

    Such as I love; and you, among the store,

    One more, most welcome, makes my number more.

    At my poor house look to behold this night

    Earth-treading stars that make dark heaven light:

    Such comfort as do lusty young men feel

    When well-apparell'd April on the heel

    Of limping winter treads, even such delight

    Among fresh female buds shall you this night

    Inherit at my house; hear all, all see,

    And like her most whose merit most shall be:

    Which on more view, of many mine being one

    May stand in number, though in reckoning none,

    Come, go with me.

    To Servant, giving a paper

    Go, sirrah, trudge about

    Through fair Verona; find those persons out

    Whose names are written there, and to them say,

    My house and welcome on their pleasure stay.

    Exeunt CAPULET and PARIS


    Find them out whose names are written here! It is

    written, that the shoemaker should meddle with his

    yard, and the tailor with his last, the fisher with

    his pencil, and the painter with his nets; but I am

    sent to find those persons whose names are here

    writ, and can never find what names the writing

    person hath here writ. I must to the learned.--In good time.

    Enter BENVOLIO and ROMEO


    Tut, man, one fire burns out another's burning,

    One pain is lessen'd by another's anguish;

    Turn giddy, and be holp by backward turning;

    One desperate grief cures with another's languish:

    Take thou some new infection to thy eye,

    And the rank poison of the old will die.


    Your plaintain-leaf is excellent for that.


    For what, I pray thee?


    For your broken shin.


    Why, Romeo, art thou mad?


    Not mad, but bound more than a mad-man is;

    Shut up in prison, kept without my food,

    Whipp'd and tormented and--God-den, good fellow.


    God gi' god-den. I pray, sir, can you read?


    Ay, mine own fortune in my misery.


    Perhaps you have learned it without book: but, I

    pray, can you read any thing you see?


    Ay, if I know the letters and the language.


    Ye say honestly: rest you merry!


    Stay, fellow; I can read.


    'Signior Martino and his wife and daughters;

    County Anselme and his beauteous sisters; the lady

    widow of Vitravio; Signior Placentio and his lovely

    nieces; Mercutio and his brother Valentine; mine

    uncle Capulet, his wife and daughters; my fair niece

    Rosaline; Livia; Signior Valentio and his cousin

    Tybalt, Lucio and the lively Helena.' A fair

    assembly: whither should they come?






    To supper; to our house.


    Whose house?


    My master's.


    Indeed, I should have ask'd you that before.


    Now I'll tell you without asking: my master is the

    great rich Capulet; and if you be not of the house

    of Montagues, I pray, come and crush a cup of wine.

    Rest you merry!



    At this same ancient feast of Capulet's

    Sups the fair Rosaline whom thou so lovest,

    With all the admired beauties of Verona:

    Go thither; and, with unattainted eye,

    Compare her face with some that I shall show,

    And I will make thee think thy swan a crow.


    When the devout religion of mine eye

    Maintains such falsehood, then turn tears to fires;

    And these, who often drown'd could never die,

    Transparent heretics, be burnt for liars!

    One fairer than my love! the all-seeing sun

    Ne'er saw her match since first the world begun.


    Tut, you saw her fair, none else being by,

    Herself poised with herself in either eye:

    But in that crystal scales let there be weigh'd

    Your lady's love against some other maid

    That I will show you shining at this feast,

    And she shall scant show well that now shows best.


    I'll go along, no such sight to be shown,

    But to rejoice in splendor of mine own.


    SCENE III. A room in Capulet's house.

    Enter LADY CAPULET and Nurse


    Nurse, where's my daughter? call her forth to me.


    Now, by my maidenhead, at twelve year old,

    I bade her come. What, lamb! what, ladybird!

    God forbid! Where's this girl? What, Juliet!

    Enter JULIET


    How now! who calls?


    Your mother.


    Madam, I am here.

    What is your will?


    This is the matter:--Nurse, give leave awhile,

    We must talk in secret:--nurse, come back again;

    I have remember'd me, thou's hear our counsel.

    Thou know'st my daughter's of a pretty age.


    Faith, I can tell her age unto an hour.


    She's not fourteen.


    I'll lay fourteen of my teeth,--

    And yet, to my teeth be it spoken, I have but four--

    She is not fourteen. How long is it now

    To Lammas-tide?


    A fortnight and odd days.


    Even or odd, of all days in the year,

    Come Lammas-eve at night shall she be fourteen.

    Susan and she--God rest all Christian souls!--

    Were of an age: well, Susan is with God;

    She was too good for me: but, as I said,

    On Lammas-eve at night shall she be fourteen;

    That shall she, marry; I remember it well.

    'Tis since the earthquake now eleven years;

    And she was wean'd,--I never shall forget it,--

    Of all the days of the year, upon that day:

    For I had then laid wormwood to my dug,

    Sitting in the sun under the dove-house wall;

    My lord and you were then at Mantua:--

    Nay, I do bear a brain:--but, as I said,

    When it did taste the wormwood on the nipple

    Of my dug and felt it bitter, pretty fool,

    To see it tetchy and fall out with the dug!

    Shake quoth the dove-house: 'twas no need, I trow,

    To bid me trudge:

    And since that time it is eleven years;

    For then she could stand alone; nay, by the rood,

    She could have run and waddled all about;

    For even the day before, she broke her brow:

    And then my husband--God be with his soul!

    A' was a merry man--took up the child:

    'Yea,' quoth he, 'dost thou fall upon thy face?

    Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit;

    Wilt thou not, Jule?' and, by my holidame,

    The pretty wretch left crying and said 'Ay.'

    To see, now, how a jest shall come about!

    I warrant, an I should live a thousand years,

    I never should forget it: 'Wilt thou not, Jule?' quoth he;

    And, pretty fool, it stinted and said 'Ay.'


    Enough of this; I pray thee, hold thy peace.


    Yes, madam: yet I cannot choose but laugh,

    To think it should leave crying and say 'Ay.'

    And yet, I warrant, it had upon its brow

    A bump as big as a young cockerel's stone;

    A parlous knock; and it cried bitterly:

    'Yea,' quoth my husband,'fall'st upon thy face?

    Thou wilt fall backward when thou comest to age;

    Wilt thou not, Jule?' it stinted and said 'Ay.'


    And stint thou too, I pray thee, nurse, say I.


    Peace, I have done. God mark thee to his grace!

    Thou wast the prettiest babe that e'er I nursed:

    An I might live to see thee married once,

    I have my wish.


    Marry, that 'marry' is the very theme

    I came to talk of. Tell me, daughter Juliet,

    How stands your disposition to be married?


    It is an honour that I dream not of.


    An honour! were not I thine only nurse,

    I would say thou hadst suck'd wisdom from thy teat.


    Well, think of marriage now; younger than you,

    Here in Verona, ladies of esteem,

    Are made already mothers: by my count,

    I was your mother much upon these years

    That you are now a maid. Thus then in brief:

    The valiant Paris seeks you for his love.


    A man, young lady! lady, such a man

    As all the world--why, he's a man of wax.


    Verona's summer hath not such a flower.


    Nay, he's a flower; in faith, a very flower.


    What say you? can you love the gentleman?

    This night you shall behold him at our feast;

    Read o'er the volume of young Paris' face,

    And find delight writ there with beauty's pen;

    Examine every married lineament,

    And see how one another lends content

    And what obscured in this fair volume lies

    Find written in the margent of his eyes.

    This precious book of love, this unbound lover,

    To beautify him, only lacks a cover:

    The fish lives in the sea, and 'tis much pride

    For fair without the fair within to hide:

    That book in many's eyes doth share the glory,

    That in gold clasps locks in the golden story;

    So shall you share all that he doth possess,

    By having him, making yourself no less.


    No less! nay, bigger; women grow by men.


    Speak briefly, can you like of Paris' love?


    I'll look to like, if looking liking move:

    But no more deep will I endart mine eye

    Than your consent gives strength to make it fly.

    Enter a Servant


    Madam, the guests are come, supper served up, you

    called, my young lady asked for, the nurse cursed in

    the pantry, and every thing in extremity. I must

    hence to wait; I beseech you, follow straight.


    We follow thee.

    Exit Servant

    Juliet, the county stays.


    Go, girl, seek happy nights to happy days.


    SCENE IV. A street.

    Enter ROMEO, MERCUTIO, BENVOLIO, with five or six Maskers, Torch-bearers, and others


    What, shall this speech be spoke for our excuse?

    Or shall we on without a apology?


    The date is out of such prolixity:

    We'll have no Cupid hoodwink'd with a scarf,

    Bearing a Tartar's painted bow of lath,

    Scaring the ladies like a crow-keeper;

    Nor no without-book prologue, faintly spoke

    After the prompter, for our entrance:

    But let them measure us by what they will;

    We'll measure them a measure, and be gone.


    Give me a torch: I am not for this ambling;

    Being but heavy, I will bear the light.


    Nay, gentle Romeo, we must have you dance.


    Not I, believe me: you have dancing shoes

    With nimble soles: I have a soul of lead

    So stakes me to the ground I cannot move.


    You are a lover; borrow Cupid's wings,

    And soar with them above a common bound.


    I am too sore enpierced with his shaft

    To soar with his light feathers, and so bound,

    I cannot bound a pitch above dull woe:

    Under love's heavy burden do I sink.


    And, to sink in it, should you burden love;

    Too great oppression for a tender thing.


    Is love a tender thing? it is too rough,

    Too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn.


    If love be rough with you, be rough with love;

    Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down.

    Give me a case to put my visage in:

    A visor for a visor! what care I

    What curious eye doth quote deformities?

    Here are the beetle brows shall blush for me.


    Come, knock and enter; and no sooner in,

    But every man betake him to his legs.


    A torch for me: let wantons light of heart

    Tickle the senseless rushes with their heels,

    For I am proverb'd with a grandsire phrase;

    I'll be a candle-holder, and look on.

    The game was ne'er so fair, and I am done.


    Tut, dun's the mouse, the constable's own word:

    If thou art dun, we'll draw thee from the mire

    Of this sir-reverence love, wherein thou stick'st

    Up to the ears. Come, we burn daylight, ho!


    Nay, that's not so.


    I mean, sir, in delay

    We waste our lights in vain, like lamps by day.

    Take our good meaning, for our judgment sits

    Five times in that ere once in our five wits.


    And we mean well in going to this mask;

    But 'tis no wit to go.


    Why, may one ask?


    I dream'd a dream to-night.


    And so did I.


    Well, what was yours?


    That dreamers often lie.


    In bed asleep, while they do dream things true.


    O, then, I see Queen Mab hath been with you.

    She is the fairies' midwife, and she comes

    In shape no bigger than an agate-stone

    On the fore-finger of an alderman,

    Drawn with a team of little atomies

    Athwart men's noses as they lie asleep;

    Her wagon-spokes made of long spiders' legs,

    The cover of the wings of grasshoppers,

    The traces of the smallest spider's web,

    The collars of the moonshine's watery beams,

    Her whip of cricket's bone, the lash of film,

    Her wagoner a small grey-coated gnat,

    Not so big as a round little worm

    Prick'd from the lazy finger of a maid;

    Her chariot is an empty hazel-nut

    Made by the joiner squirrel or old grub,

    Time out o' mind the fairies' coachmakers.

    And in this state she gallops night by night

    Through lovers' brains, and then they dream of love;

    O'er courtiers' knees, that dream on court'sies straight,

    O'er lawyers' fingers, who straight dream on fees,

    O'er ladies ' lips, who straight on kisses dream,

    Which oft the angry Mab with blisters plagues,

    Because their breaths with sweetmeats tainted are:

    Sometime she gallops o'er a courtier's nose,

    And then dreams he of smelling out a suit;

    And sometime comes she with a tithe-pig's tail

    Tickling a parson's nose as a' lies asleep,

    Then dreams, he of another benefice:

    Sometime she driveth o'er a soldier's neck,

    And then dreams he of cutting foreign throats,

    Of breaches, ambuscadoes, Spanish blades,

    Of healths five-fathom deep; and then anon

    Drums in his ear, at which he starts and wakes,

    And being thus frighted swears a prayer or two

    And sleeps again. This is that very Mab

    That plats the manes of horses in the night,

    And bakes the elflocks in foul sluttish hairs,

    Which once untangled, much misfortune bodes:

    This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs,

    That presses them and learns them first to bear,

    Making them women of good carriage:

    This is she--


    Peace, peace, Mercutio, peace!

    Thou talk'st of nothing.


    True, I talk of dreams,

    Which are the children of an idle brain,

    Begot of nothing but vain fantasy,

    Which is as thin of substance as the air

    And more inconstant than the wind, who wooes

    Even now the frozen bosom of the north,

    And, being anger'd, puffs away from thence,

    Turning his face to the dew-dropping south.


    This wind, you talk of, blows us from ourselves;

    Supper is done, and we shall come too late.


    I fear, too early: for my mind misgives

    Some consequence yet hanging in the stars

    Shall bitterly begin his fearful date

    With this night's revels and expire the term

    Of a despised life closed in my breast

    By some vile forfeit of untimely death.

    But He, that hath the steerage of my course,

    Direct my sail! On, lusty gentlemen.


    Strike, drum.


    SCENE V. A hall in Capulet's house.

    Musicians waiting. Enter Servingmen with napkins

    First Servant

    Where's Potpan, that he helps not to take away? He

    shift a trencher? he scrape a trencher!

    Second Servant

    When good manners shall lie all in one or two men's

    hands and they unwashed too, 'tis a foul thing.

    First Servant

    Away with the joint-stools, remove the

    court-cupboard, look to the plate. Good thou, save

    me a piece of marchpane; and, as thou lovest me, let

    the porter let in Susan Grindstone and Nell.

    Antony, and Potpan!

    Second Servant

    Ay, boy, ready.

    First Servant

    You are looked for and called for, asked for and

    sought for, in the great chamber.

    Second Servant

    We cannot be here and there too. Cheerly, boys; be

    brisk awhile, and the longer liver take all.

    Enter CAPULET, with JULIET and others of his house, meeting the Guests and Maskers


    Welcome, gentlemen! ladies that have their toes

    Unplagued with corns will have a bout with you.

    Ah ha, my mistresses! which of you all

    Will now deny to dance? she that makes dainty,

    She, I'll swear, hath corns; am I come near ye now?

    Welcome, gentlemen! I have seen the day

    That I have worn a visor and could tell

    A whispering tale in a fair lady's ear,

    Such as would please: 'tis gone, 'tis gone, 'tis gone:

    You are welcome, gentlemen! come, musicians, play.

    A hall, a hall! give room! and foot it, girls.

    Music plays, and they dance

    More light, you knaves; and turn the tables up,

    And quench the fire, the room is grown too hot.

    Ah, sirrah, this unlook'd-for sport comes well.

    Nay, sit, nay, sit, good cousin Capulet;

    For you and I are past our dancing days:

    How long is't now since last yourself and I

    Were in a mask?

    Second Capulet

    By'r lady, thirty years.


    What, man! 'tis not so much, 'tis not so much:

    'Tis since the nuptials of Lucentio,

    Come pentecost as quickly as it will,

    Some five and twenty years; and then we mask'd.

    Second Capulet

    'Tis more, 'tis more, his son is elder, sir;

    His son is thirty.


    Will you tell me that?

    His son was but a ward two years ago.


    [To a Servingman] What lady is that, which doth

    enrich the hand

    Of yonder knight?


    I know not, sir.


    O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!

    It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night

    Like a rich jewel in an Ethiope's ear;

    Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear!

    So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows,

    As yonder lady o'er her fellows shows.

    The measure done, I'll watch her place of stand,

    And, touching hers, make blessed my rude hand.

    Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight!

    For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.


    This, by his voice, should be a Montague.

    Fetch me my rapier, boy. What dares the slave

    Come hither, cover'd with an antic face,

    To fleer and scorn at our solemnity?

    Now, by the stock and honour of my kin,

    To strike him dead, I hold it not a sin.


    Why, how now, kinsman! wherefore storm you so?


    Uncle, this is a Montague, our foe,

    A villain that is hither come in spite,

    To scorn at our solemnity this night.


    Young Romeo is it?


    'Tis he, that villain Romeo.


    Content thee, gentle coz, let him alone;

    He bears him like a portly gentleman;

    And, to say truth, Verona brags of him

    To be a virtuous and well-govern'd youth:

    I would not for the wealth of all the town

    Here in my house do him disparagement:

    Therefore be patient, take no note of him:

    It is my will, the which if thou respect,

    Show a fair presence and put off these frowns,

    And ill-beseeming semblance for a feast.


    It fits, when such a villain is a guest:

    I'll not endure him.


    He shall be endured:

    What, goodman boy! I say, he shall: go to;

    Am I the master here, or you? go to.

    You'll not endure him! God shall mend my soul!

    You'll make a mutiny among my guests!

    You will set cock-a-hoop! you'll be the man!


    Why, uncle, 'tis a shame.


    Go to, go to;

    You are a saucy boy: is't so, indeed?

    This trick may chance to scathe you, I know what:

    You must contrary me! marry, 'tis time.

    Well said, my hearts! You are a princox; go:

    Be quiet, or--More light, more light! For shame!

    I'll make you quiet. What, cheerly, my hearts!


    Patience perforce with wilful choler meeting

    Makes my flesh tremble in their different greeting.

    I will withdraw: but this intrusion shall

    Now seeming sweet convert to bitter gall.



    [To JULIET] If I profane with my unworthiest hand

    This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this:

    My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand

    To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.


    Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much,

    Which mannerly devotion shows in this;

    For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch,

    And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.


    Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?


    Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.


    O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do;

    They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.


    Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.


    Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take.

    Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged.


    Then have my lips the sin that they have took.


    Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged!

    Give me my sin again.


    You kiss by the book.


    Madam, your mother craves a word with you.


    What is her mother?


    Marry, bachelor,

    Her mother is the lady of the house,

    And a good lady, and a wise and virtuous

    I nursed her daughter, that you talk'd withal;

    I tell you, he that can lay hold of her

    Shall have the chinks.


    Is she a Capulet?

    O dear account! my life is my foe's debt.


    Away, begone; the sport is at the best.


    Ay, so I fear; the more is my unrest.


    Nay, gentlemen, prepare not to be gone;

    We have a trifling foolish banquet towards.

    Is it e'en so? why, then, I thank you all

    I thank you, honest gentlemen; good night.

    More torches here! Come on then, let's to bed.

    Ah, sirrah, by my fay, it waxes late:

    I'll to my rest.

    Exeunt all but JULIET and Nurse


    Come hither, nurse. What is yond gentleman?


    The son and heir of old Tiberio.


    What's he that now is going out of door?


    Marry, that, I think, be young Petrucio.


    What's he that follows there, that would not dance?


    I know not.


    Go ask his name: if he be married.

    My grave is like to be my wedding bed.


    His name is Romeo, and a Montague;

    The only son of your great enemy.


    My only love sprung from my only hate!

    Too early seen unknown, and known too late!

    Prodigious birth of love it is to me,

    That I must love a loathed enemy.


    What's this? what's this?


    A rhyme I learn'd even now

    Of one I danced withal.

    One calls within 'Juliet.'


    Anon, anon!

    Come, let's away; the strangers all are gone.


    ACT II


    Enter Chorus


    Now old desire doth in his death-bed lie,

    And young affection gapes to be his heir;

    That fair for which love groan'd for and would die,

    With tender Juliet match'd, is now not fair.

    Now Romeo is beloved and loves again,

    Alike betwitched by the charm of looks,

    But to his foe supposed he must complain,

    And she steal love's sweet bait from fearful hooks:

    Being held a foe, he may not have access

    To breathe such vows as lovers use to swear;

    And she as much in love, her means much less

    To meet her new-beloved any where:

    But passion lends them power, time means, to meet

    Tempering extremities with extreme sweet.


    SCENE I. A lane by the wall of Capulet's orchard.

    Enter ROMEO


    Can I go forward when my heart is here?

    Turn back, dull earth, and find thy centre out.

    He climbs the wall, and leaps down within it



    Romeo! my cousin Romeo!


    He is wise;

    And, on my lie, hath stol'n him home to bed.


    He ran this way, and leap'd this orchard wall:

    Call, good Mercutio.


    Nay, I'll conjure too.

    Romeo! humours! madman! passion! lover!

    Appear thou in the likeness of a sigh:

    Speak but one rhyme, and I am satisfied;

    Cry but 'Ay me!' pronounce but 'love' and 'dove;'

    Speak to my gossip Venus one fair word,

    One nick-name for her purblind son and heir,

    Young Adam Cupid, he that shot so trim,

    When King Cophetua loved the beggar-maid!

    He heareth not, he stirreth not, he moveth not;

    The ape is dead, and I must conjure him.

    I conjure thee by Rosaline's bright eyes,

    By her high forehead and her scarlet lip,

    By her fine foot, straight leg and quivering thigh

    And the demesnes that there adjacent lie,

    That in thy likeness thou appear to us!


    And if he hear thee, thou wilt anger him.


    This cannot anger him: 'twould anger him

    To raise a spirit in his mistress' circle

    Of some strange nature, letting it there stand

    Till she had laid it and conjured it down;

    That were some spite: my invocation

    Is fair and honest, and in his mistres s' name

    I conjure only but to raise up him.


    Come, he hath hid himself among these trees,

    To be consorted with the humorous night:

    Blind is his love and best befits the dark.


    If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark.

    Now will he sit under a medlar tree,

    And wish his mistress were that kind of fruit

    As maids call medlars, when they laugh alone.

    Romeo, that she were, O, that she were

    An open et caetera, thou a poperin pear!

    Romeo, good night: I'll to my truckle-bed;

    This field-bed is too cold for me to sleep:

    Come, shall we go?


    Go, then; for 'tis in vain

    To seek him here that means not to be found.


    SCENE II. Capulet's orchard.

    Enter ROMEO


    He jests at scars that never felt a wound.

    JULIET appears above at a window

    But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?

    It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.

    Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,

    Who is already sick and pale with grief,

    That thou her maid art far more fair than she:

    Be not her maid, since she is envious;

    Her vestal livery is but sick and green

    And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.

    It is my lady, O, it is my love!

    O, that she knew she were!

    She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that?

    Her eye discourses; I will answer it.

    I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks:

    Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,

    Having some business, do entreat her eyes

    To twinkle in their spheres till they return.

    What if her eyes were there, they in her head?

    The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars,

    As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven

    Would through the airy region stream so bright

    That birds would sing and think it were not night.

    See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!

    O, that I were a glove upon that hand,

    That I might touch that cheek!


    Ay me!


    She speaks:

    O, speak again, bright angel! for thou art

    As glorious to this night, being o'er my head

    As is a winged messenger of heaven

    Unto the white-upturned wondering eyes

    Of mortals that fall back to gaze on him

    When he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds

    And sails upon the bosom of the air.


    O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?

    Deny thy father and refuse thy name;

    Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,

    And I'll no longer be a Capulet.


    [Aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?


    'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;

    Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.

    What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot,

    Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part

    Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!

    What's in a name? that which we call a rose

    By any other name would smell as sweet;

    So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd,

    Retain that dear perfection which he owes

    Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name,

    And for that name which is no part of thee

    Take all myself.


    I take thee at thy word:

    Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized;

    Henceforth I never will be Romeo.


    What man art thou that thus bescreen'd in night

    So stumblest on my counsel?


    By a name

    I know not how to tell thee who I am:

    My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself,

    Because it is an enemy to thee;

    Had I it written, I would tear the word.


    My ears have not yet drunk a hundred words

    Of that tongue's utterance, yet I know the sound:

    Art thou not Romeo and a Montague?


    Neither, fair saint, if either thee dislike.


    How camest thou hither, tell me, and wherefore?

    The orchard walls are high and hard to climb,

    And the place death, considering who thou art,

    If any of my kinsmen find thee here.


    With love's light wings did I o'er-perch these walls;

    For stony limits cannot hold love out,

    And what love can do that dares love attempt;

    Therefore thy kinsmen are no let to me.


    If they do see thee, they will murder thee.


    Alack, there lies more peril in thine eye

    Than twenty of their swords: look thou but sweet,

    And I am proof against their enmity.


    I would not for the world they saw thee here.


    I have night's cloak to hide me from their sight;

    And but thou love me, let them find me here:

    My life were better ended by their hate,

    Than death prorogued, wanting of thy love.


    By whose direction found'st thou out this place?


    By love, who first did prompt me to inquire;

    He lent me counsel and I lent him eyes.

    I am no pilot; yet, wert thou as far

    As that vast shore wash'd with the farthest sea,

    I would adventure for such merchandise.


    Thou know'st the mask of night is on my face,

    Else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek

    For that which thou hast heard me speak to-night

    Fain would I dwell on form, fain, fain deny

    What I have spoke: but farewell compliment!

    Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say 'Ay,'

    And I will take thy word: yet if thou swear'st,

    Thou mayst prove false; at lovers' perjuries

    Then say, Jove laughs. O gentle Romeo,

    If thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully:

    Or if thou think'st I am too quickly won,

    I'll frown and be perverse an say thee nay,

    So thou wilt woo; but else, not for the world.

    In truth, fair Montague, I am too fond,

    And therefore thou mayst think my 'havior light:

    But trust me, gentleman, I'll prove more true

    Than those that have more cunning to be strange.

    I should have been more strange, I must confess,

    But that thou overheard'st, ere I was ware,

    My true love's passion: therefore pardon me,

    And not impute this yielding to light love,

    Which the dark night hath so discovered.


    Lady, by yonder blessed moon I swear

    That tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops--


    O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon,

    That monthly changes in her circled orb,

    Lest that thy love prove likewise variable.


    What shall I swear by?


    Do not swear at all;

    Or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self,

    Which is the god of my idolatry,

    And I'll believe thee.


    If my heart's dear love--


    Well, do not swear: although I joy in thee,

    I have no joy of this contract to-night:

    It is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden;

    Too like the lightning, which doth cease to be

    Ere one can say 'It lightens.' Sweet, good night!

    This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath,

    May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet.

    Good night, good night! as sweet repose and rest

    Come to thy heart as that within my breast!


    O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?


    What satisfaction canst thou have to-night?


    The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine.


    I gave thee mine before thou didst request it:

    And yet I would it were to give again.


    Wouldst thou withdraw it? for what purpose, love?


    But to be frank, and give it thee again.

    And yet I wish but for the thing I have:

    My bounty is as boundless as the sea,

    My love as deep; the more I give to thee,

    The more I have, for both are infinite.

    Nurse calls within

    I hear some noise within; dear love, adieu!

    Anon, good nurse! Sweet Montague, be true.

    Stay but a little, I will come again.

    Exit, above


    O blessed, blessed night! I am afeard.

    Being in night, all this is but a dream,

    Too flattering-sweet to be substantial.

    Re-enter JULIET, above


    Three words, dear Romeo, and good night indeed.

    If that thy bent of love be honourable,

    Thy purpose marriage, send me word to-morrow,

    By one that I'll procure to come to thee,

    Where and what time thou wilt perform the rite;

    And all my fortunes at thy foot I'll lay

    And follow thee my lord throughout the world.


    [Within] Madam!


    I come, anon.--But if thou mean'st not well,

    I do beseech thee--


    [Within] Madam!


    By and by, I come:--

    To cease thy suit, and leave me to my grief:

    To-morrow will I send.


    So thrive my soul--


    A thousand times good night!

    Exit, above


    A thousand times the worse, to want thy light.

    Love goes toward love, as schoolboys from

    their books,

    But love from love, toward school with heavy looks.


    Re-enter JULIET, above


    Hist! Romeo, hist! O, for a falconer's voice,

    To lure this tassel-gentle back again!

    Bondage is hoarse, and may not speak aloud;

    Else would I tear the cave where Echo lies,

    And make her airy tongue more hoarse than mine,

    With repetition of my Romeo's name.


    It is my soul that calls upon my name:

    How silver-sweet sound lovers' tongues by night,

    Like softest music to attending ears!




    My dear?


    At what o'clock to-morrow

    Shall I send to thee?


    At the hour of nine.


    I will not fail: 'tis twenty years till then.

    I have forgot why I did call thee back.


    Let me stand here till thou remember it.


    I shall forget, to have thee still stand there,

    Remembering how I love thy company.


    And I'll still stay, to have thee still forget,

    Forgetting any other home but this.


    'Tis almost morning; I would have thee gone:

    And yet no further than a wanton's bird;

    Who lets it hop a little from her hand,

    Like a poor prisoner in his twisted gyves,

    And with a silk thread plucks it back again,

    So loving-jealous of his liberty.


    I would I were thy bird.


    Sweet, so would I:

    Yet I should kill thee with much cherishing.

    Good night, good night! parting is such

    sweet sorrow,

    That I shall say good night till it be morrow.

    Exit above


    Sleep dwell upon thine eyes, peace in thy breast!

    Would I were sleep and peace, so sweet to rest!

    Hence will I to my ghostly father's cell,

    His help to crave, and my dear hap to tell.


    SCENE III. Friar Laurence's cell.

    Enter FRIAR LAURENCE, with a basket


    The grey-eyed morn smiles on the frowning night,

    Chequering the eastern clouds with streaks of light,

    And flecked darkness like a drunkard reels

    From forth day's path and Titan's fiery wheels:

    Now, ere the sun advance his burning eye,

    The day to cheer and night's dank dew to dry,

    I must up-fill this osier cage of ours

    With baleful weeds and precious-juiced flowers.

    The earth that's nature's mother is her tomb;

    What is her burying grave that is her womb,

    And from her womb children of divers kind

    We sucking on her natural bosom find,

    Many for many virtues excellent,

    None but for some and yet all different.

    O, mickle is the powerful grace that lies

    In herbs, plants, stones, and their true qualities:

    For nought so vile that on the earth doth live

    But to the earth some special good doth give,

    Nor aught so good but strain'd from that fair use

    Revolts from true birth, stumbling on abuse:

    Virtue itself turns vice, being misapplied;

    And vice sometimes by action dignified.

    Within the infant rind of this small flower

    Poison hath residence and medicine power:

    For this, being smelt, with that part cheers each part;

    Being tasted, slays all senses with the heart.

    Two such opposed kings encamp them still

    In man as well as herbs, grace and rude will;

    And where the worser is predominant,

    Full soon the canker death eats up that plant.

    Enter ROMEO


    Good morrow, father.



    What early tongue so sweet saluteth me?

    Young son, it argues a distemper'd head

    So soon to bid good morrow to thy bed:

    Care keeps his watch in every old man's eye,

    And where care lodges, sleep will never lie;

    But where unbruised youth with unstuff'd brain

    Doth couch his limbs, there golden sleep doth reign:

    Therefore thy earliness doth me assure

    Thou art up-roused by some distemperature;

    Or if not so, then here I hit it right,

    Our Romeo hath not been in bed to-night.


    That last is true; the sweeter rest was mine.


    God pardon sin! wast thou with Rosaline?


    With Rosaline, my ghostly father? no;

    I have forgot that name, and that name's woe.


    That's my good son: but where hast thou been, then?


    I'll tell thee, ere thou ask it me again.

    I have been feasting with mine enemy,

    Where on a sudden one hath wounded me,

    That's by me wounded: both our remedies

    Within thy help and holy physic lies:

    I bear no hatred, blessed man, for, lo,

    My intercession likewise steads my foe.


    Be plain, good son, and homely in thy drift;

    Riddling confession finds but riddling shrift.


    Then plainly know my heart's dear love is set

    On the fair daughter of rich Capulet:

    As mine on hers, so hers is set on mine;

    And all combined, save what thou must combine

    By holy marriage: when and where and how

    We met, we woo'd and made exchange of vow,

    I'll tell thee as we pass; but this I pray,

    That thou consent to marry us to-day.


    Holy Saint Francis, what a change is here!

    Is Rosaline, whom thou didst love so dear,

    So soon forsaken? young men's love then lies

    Not truly in their hearts, but in their eyes.

    Jesu Maria, what a deal of brine

    Hath wash'd thy sallow cheeks for Rosaline!

    How much salt water thrown away in waste,

    To season love, that of it doth not taste!

    The sun not yet thy sighs from heaven clears,

    Thy old groans ring yet in my ancient ears;

    Lo, here upon thy cheek the stain doth sit

    Of an old tear that is not wash'd off yet:

    If e'er thou wast thyself and these woes thine,

    Thou and these woes were all for Rosaline:

    And art thou changed? pronounce this sentence then,

    Women may fall, when there's no strength in men.


    Thou chid'st me oft for loving Rosaline.


    For doting, not for loving, pupil mine.


    And bad'st me bury love.


    Not in a grave,

    To lay one in, another out to have.


    I pray thee, chide not; she whom I love now

    Doth grace for grace and love for love allow;

    The other did not so.


    O, she knew well

    Thy love did read by rote and could not spell.

    But come, young waverer, come, go with me,

    In one respect I'll thy assistant be;

    For this alliance may so happy prove,

    To turn your households' rancour to pure love.


    O, let us hence; I stand on sudden haste.


    Wisely and slow; they stumble that run fast.


    SCENE IV. A street.



    Where the devil should this Romeo be?

    Came he not home to-night?


    Not to his father's; I spoke with his man.


    Ah, that same pale hard-hearted wench, that Rosaline.

    Torments him so, that he will sure run mad.


    Tybalt, the kinsman of old Capulet,

    Hath sent a letter to his father's house.


    A challenge, on my life.


    Romeo will answer it.


    Any man that can write may answer a letter.


    Nay, he will answer the letter's master, how he

    dares, being dared.


    Alas poor Romeo! he is already dead; stabbed with a

    white wench's black eye; shot through the ear with a

    love-song; the very pin of his heart cleft with the

    blind bow-boy's butt-shaft: and is he a man to

    encounter Tybalt?


    Why, what is Tybalt?


    More than prince of cats, I can tell you. O, he is

    the courageous captain of compliments. He fights as

    you sing prick-song, keeps time, distance, and

    proportion; rests me his minim rest, one, two, and

    the third in your bosom: the very butcher of a silk

    button, a duellist, a duellist; a gentleman of the

    very first house, of the first and second cause:

    ah, the immortal passado! the punto reverso! the



    The what?


    The pox of such antic, lisping, affecting

    fantasticoes; these new tuners of accents! 'By Jesu,

    a very good blade! a very tall man! a very good

    whore!' Why, is not this a lamentable thing,

    grandsire, that we should be thus afflicted with

    these strange flies, these fashion-mongers, these

    perdona-mi's, who stand so much on the new form,

    that they cannot at ease on the old bench? O, their

    bones, their bones!

    Enter ROMEO


    Here comes Romeo, here comes Romeo.


    Without his roe, like a dried herring: flesh, flesh,

    how art thou fishified! Now is he for the numbers

    that Petrarch flowed in: Laura to his lady was but a

    kitchen-wench; marry, she had a better love to

    be-rhyme her; Dido a dowdy; Cleopatra a gipsy;

    Helen and Hero hildings and harlots; Thisbe a grey

    eye or so, but not to the purpose. Signior

    Romeo, bon jour! there's a French salutation

    to your French slop. You gave us the counterfeit

    fairly last night.


    Good morrow to you both. What counterfeit did I give you?


    The ship, sir, the slip; can you not conceive?


    Pardon, good Mercutio, my business was great; and in

    such a case as mine a man may strain courtesy.


    That's as much as to say, such a case as yours

    constrains a man to bow in the hams.


    Meaning, to court'sy.


    Thou hast most kindly hit it.


    A most courteous exposition.


    Nay, I am the very pink of courtesy.


    Pink for flower.




    Why, then is my pump well flowered.


    Well said: follow me this jest now till thou hast

    worn out thy pump, that when the single sole of it

    is worn, the jest may remain after the wearing sole singular.


    O single-soled jest, solely singular for the



    Come between us, good Benvolio; my wits faint.


    Switch and spurs, switch and spurs; or I'll cry a match.


    Nay, if thy wits run the wild-goose chase, I have

    done, for thou hast more of the wild-goose in one of

    thy wits than, I am sure, I have in my whole five:

    was I with you there for the goose?


    Thou wast never with me for any thing when thou wast

    not there for the goose.


    I will bite thee by the ear for that jest.


    Nay, good goose, bite not.


    Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting; it is a most

    sharp sauce.


    And is it not well served in to a sweet goose?


    O here's a wit of cheveril, that stretches from an

    inch narrow to an ell broad!


    I stretch it out for that word 'broad;' which added

    to the goose, proves thee far and wide a broad goose.


    Why, is not this better now than groaning for love?

    now art thou sociable, now art thou Romeo; now art

    thou what thou art, by art as well as by nature:

    for this drivelling love is like a great natural,

    that runs lolling up and down to hide his bauble in a hole.


    Stop there, stop there.


    Thou desirest me to stop in my tale against the hair.


    Thou wouldst else have made thy tale large.


    O, thou art deceived; I would have made it short:

    for I was come to the whole depth of my tale; and

    meant, indeed, to occupy the argument no longer.


    Here's goodly gear!

    Enter Nurse and PETER


    A sail, a sail!


    Two, two; a shirt and a smock.






    My fan, Peter.


    Good Peter, to hide her face; for her fan's the

    fairer face.


    God ye good morrow, gentlemen.


    God ye good den, fair gentlewoman.


    Is it good den?


    'Tis no less, I tell you, for the bawdy hand of the

    dial is now upon the prick of noon.


    Out upon you! what a man are you!


    One, gentlewoman, that God hath made for himself to



    By my troth, it is well said; 'for himself to mar,'

    quoth a'? Gentlemen, can any of you tell me where I

    may find the young Romeo?


    I can tell you; but young Romeo will be older when

    you have found him than he was when you sought him:

    I am the youngest of that name, for fault of a worse.


    You say well.


    Yea, is the worst well? very well took, i' faith;

    wisely, wisely.


    if you be he, sir, I desire some confidence with



    She will indite him to some supper.


    A bawd, a bawd, a bawd! so ho!


    What hast thou found?


    No hare, sir; unless a hare, sir, in a lenten pie,

    that is something stale and hoar ere it be spent.


    An old hare hoar,

    And an old hare hoar,

    Is very good meat in lent

    But a hare that is hoar

    Is too much for a score,

    When it hoars ere it be spent.

    Romeo, will you come to your father's? we'll

    to dinner, thither.


    I will follow you.


    Farewell, ancient lady; farewell,


    'lady, lady, lady.'



    Marry, farewell! I pray you, sir, what saucy

    merchant was this, that was so full of his ropery?


    A gentleman, nurse, that loves to hear himself talk,

    and will speak more in a minute than he will stand

    to in a month.


    An a' speak any thing against me, I'll take him

    down, an a' were lustier than he is, and twenty such

    Jacks; and if I cannot, I'll find those that shall.

    Scurvy knave! I am none of his flirt-gills; I am

    none of his skains-mates. And thou must stand by

    too, and suffer every knave to use me at his pleasure?


    I saw no man use you a pleasure; if I had, my weapon

    should quickly have been out, I warrant you: I dare

    draw as soon as another man, if I see occasion in a

    good quarrel, and the law on my side.


    Now, afore God, I am so vexed, that every part about

    me quivers. Scurvy knave! Pray you, sir, a word:

    and as I told you, my young lady bade me inquire you

    out; what she bade me say, I will keep to myself:

    but first let me tell ye, if ye should lead her into

    a fool's paradise, as they say, it were a very gross

    kind of behavior, as they say: for the gentlewoman

    is young; and, therefore, if you should deal double

    with her, truly it were an ill thing to be offered

    to any gentlewoman, and very weak dealing.


    Nurse, commend me to thy lady and mistress. I

    protest unto thee--


    Good heart, and, i' faith, I will tell her as much:

    Lord, Lord, she will be a joyful woman.


    What wilt thou tell her, nurse? thou dost not mark me.


    I will tell her, sir, that you do protest; which, as

    I take it, is a gentlemanlike offer.


    Bid her devise

    Some means to come to shrift this afternoon;

    And there she shall at Friar Laurence' cell

    Be shrived and married. Here is for thy pains.


    No truly sir; not a penny.


    Go to; I say you shall.


    This afternoon, sir? well, she shall be there.


    And stay, good nurse, behind the abbey wall:

    Within this hour my man shall be with thee

    And bring thee cords made like a tackled stair;

    Which to the high top-gallant of my joy

    Must be my convoy in the secret night.

    Farewell; be trusty, and I'll quit thy pains:

    Farewell; commend me to thy mistress.


    Now God in heaven bless thee! Hark you, sir.


    What say'st thou, my dear nurse?


    Is your man secret? Did you ne'er hear say,

    Two may keep counsel, putting one away?


    I warrant thee, my man's as true as steel.


    Well, sir; my mistress is the sweetest lady--Lord,

    Lord! when 'twas a little prating thing:--O, there

    is a nobleman in town, one Paris, that would fain

    lay knife aboard; but she, good soul, had as lief

    see a toad, a very toad, as see him. I anger her

    sometimes and tell her that Paris is the properer

    man; but, I'll warrant you, when I say so, she looks

    as pale as any clout in the versal world. Doth not

    rosemary and Romeo begin both with a letter?


    Ay, nurse; what of that? both with an R.


    Ah. mocker! that's the dog's name; R is for

    the--No; I know it begins with some other

    letter:--and she hath the prettiest sententious of

    it, of you and rosemary, that it would do you good

    to hear it.


    Commend me to thy lady.


    Ay, a thousand times.

    Exit Romeo





    Peter, take my fan, and go before and apace.


    SCENE V. Capulet's orchard.

    Enter JULIET


    The clock struck nine when I did send the nurse;

    In half an hour she promised to return.

    Perchance she cannot meet him: that's not so.

    O, she is lame! love's heralds should be thoughts,

    Which ten times faster glide than the sun's beams,

    Driving back shadows over louring hills:

    Therefore do nimble-pinion'd doves draw love,

    And therefore hath the wind-swift Cupid wings.

    Now is the sun upon the highmost hill

    Of this day's journey, and from nine till twelve

    Is three long hours, yet she is not come.

    Had she affections and warm youthful blood,

    She would be as swift in motion as a ball;

    My words would bandy her to my sweet love,

    And his to me:

    But old folks, many feign as they were dead;

    Unwieldy, slow, heavy and pale as lead.

    O God, she comes!

    Enter Nurse and PETER

    O honey nurse, what news?

    Hast thou met with him? Send thy man away.


    Peter, stay at the gate.

    Exit PETER


    Now, good sweet nurse,--O Lord, why look'st thou sad?

    Though news be sad, yet tell them merrily;

    If good, thou shamest the music of sweet news

    By playing it to me with so sour a face.


    I am a-weary, give me leave awhile:

    Fie, how my bones ache! what a jaunt have I had!


    I would thou hadst my bones, and I thy news:

    Nay, come, I pray thee, speak; good, good nurse, speak.


    Jesu, what haste? can you not stay awhile?

    Do you not see that I am out of breath?


    How art thou out of breath, when thou hast breath

    To say to me that thou art out of breath?

    The excuse that thou dost make in this delay

    Is longer than the tale thou dost excuse.

    Is thy news good, or bad? answer to that;

    Say either, and I'll stay the circumstance:

    Let me be satisfied, is't good or bad?


    Well, you have made a simple choice; you know not

    how to choose a man: Romeo! no, not he; though his

    face be better than any man's, yet his leg excels

    all men's; and for a hand, and a foot, and a body,

    though they be not to be talked on, yet they are

    past compare: he is not the flower of courtesy,

    but, I'll warrant him, as gentle as a lamb. Go thy

    ways, wench; serve God. What, have you dined at home?


    No, no: but all this did I know before.

    What says he of our marriage? what of that?


    Lord, how my head aches! what a head have I!

    It beats as it would fall in twenty pieces.

    My back o' t' other side,--O, my back, my back!

    Beshrew your heart for sending me about,

    To catch my death with jaunting up and down!


    I' faith, I am sorry that thou art not well.

    Sweet, sweet, sweet nurse, tell me, what says my love?


    Your love says, like an honest gentleman, and a

    courteous, and a kind, and a handsome, and, I

    warrant, a virtuous,--Where is your mother?


    Where is my mother! why, she is within;

    Where should she be? How oddly thou repliest!

    'Your love says, like an honest gentleman,

    Where is your mother?'


    O God's lady dear!

    Are you so hot? marry, come up, I trow;

    Is this the poultice for my aching bones?

    Henceforward do your messages yourself.


    Here's such a coil! come, what says Romeo?


    Have you got leave to go to shrift to-day?


    I have.


    Then hie you hence to Friar Laurence' cell;

    There stays a husband to make you a wife:

    Now comes the wanton blood up in your cheeks,

    They'll be in scarlet straight at any news.

    Hie you to church; I must another way,

    To fetch a ladder, by the which your love

    Must climb a bird's nest soon when it is dark:

    I am the drudge and toil in your delight,

    But you shall bear the burden soon at night.

    Go; I'll to dinner: hie you to the cell.


    Hie to high fortune! Honest nurse, farewell.


    SCENE VI. Friar Laurence's cell.



    So smile the heavens upon this holy act,

    That after hours with sorrow chide us not!


    Amen, amen! but come what sorrow can,

    It cannot countervail the exchange of joy

    That one short minute gives me in her sight:

    Do thou but close our hands with holy words,

    Then love-devouring death do what he dare;

    It is enough I may but call her mine.


    These violent delights have violent ends

    And in their triumph die, like fire and powder,

    Which as they kiss consume: the sweetest honey

    Is loathsome in his own deliciousness

    And in the taste confounds the appetite:

    Therefore love moderately; long love doth so;

    Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow.

    Enter JULIET

    Here comes the lady: O, so light a foot

    Will ne'er wear out the everlasting flint:

    A lover may bestride the gossamer

    That idles in the wanton summer air,

    And yet not fall; so light is vanity.


    Good even to my ghostly confessor.


    Romeo shall thank thee, daughter, for us both.


    As much to him, else is his thanks too much.


    Ah, Juliet, if the measure of thy joy

    Be heap'd like mine and that thy skill be more

    To blazon it, then sweeten with thy breath

    This neighbour air, and let rich music's tongue

    Unfold the imagined happiness that both

    Receive in either by this dear encounter.


    Conceit, more rich in matter than in words,

    Brags of his substance, not of ornament:

    They are but beggars that can count their worth;

    But my true love is grown to such excess

    I cannot sum up sum of half my wealth.


    Come, come with me, and we will make short work;

    For, by your

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