Cats are tasty, espcially with the following condements...

now add your personal favorites!

Attention getter:

"EVERYBODY RUN THERE'S A BOMB IN THE BUILDING. Just kidding, now listen to my speech."

Is this kid serious?

Do your own work!

Damned commies.

I don't want to join the rest of these guys, but seriously?

Why own a pet? Three points and a conclusion, what is that? 12 paragraphs?

Sounds like the kind of thing that can be completed with minimal research in less than an hour. In fact you probably wasted enough time to write it by reading through this thread.

So you have something to fuck if you can't get a date

or eat when you are very hungry

When hamsters begin their plot to overthrow mankind, only those who took hamsters into their homes, fed them and loved them will be spared.

Guine Pigs would never let that happen, haven't you seen G-Force.

lmao!