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SnesTea on 29 January 2010
axumblade said:
Snesboy said:
NJ5 said:
I say we take off and nuke the entire Earth from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

And the moon too. Can't take any risks.

I dunno. There's some women in Mass Effect with small boobs. Since the word small is based on perception...I think the universe is pretty much fucked. :/ 

Australia has no authority outside of the Sol system.



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NJ5 on 29 January 2010
Spankey said:

ban men with moobs while you're at it.
those small breasts remind me of teen females.

seriously, this is ridiculous.

EDIT: They should but bras on cows too.

-interesting thought- why is it OK for humans to drink the breast milk of a cow, but not the breast milk of a human when they're older?

 

Because breast milk tastes bad? And you can't really make cheese with it, it doesn't solidify enough.

No, I haven't tried, I read this somewhere...

 



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--OkeyDokey-- on 29 January 2010

This is great news. Now I can tell my wife that she has to get a boob job or else I'll be arrested as a pedophile. She'll have no choice!



SnesTea on 29 January 2010
axumblade said:
Snesboy said:
axumblade said:
Snesboy said:
NJ5 said:
I say we take off and nuke the entire Earth from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

And the moon too. Can't take any risks.

I dunno. There's some women in Mass Effect with small boobs. Since the word small is based on perception...I think the universe is pretty much fucked. :/ 

Australia has no authority outside of the Sol system.

We don't know that. Are you from Australia? We need an inside man (or woman) to confirm this...

Does Australia even have a space program?



d21lewis on 29 January 2010

I read the OP and clicked on the source. Now, I'm into hentai.



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TheRealMafoo on 29 January 2010

Does this mean it's now legal to take pictures of 15 year olds with C-cup's?

I mean if cup size qualifies what child pornography is, it should be OK right?

This, is yet another example of why I didn't chose to live in Australia.



Zlejedi on 29 January 2010

I wonder how many anime will get banned there :)



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rocketpig on 29 January 2010

It's moments like these where I'm momentarily convinced that American politicians have larger brains than their other western counterparts.

Then I remember that they're still politicians and if given the opportunity, would do the same ridiculous things.

Thank you, Constitution.




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Gilgamesh on 29 January 2010
axumblade said:
Snesboy said:
axumblade said:
Snesboy said:
axumblade said:
Snesboy said:
NJ5 said:
I say we take off and nuke the entire Earth from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

And the moon too. Can't take any risks.

I dunno. There's some women in Mass Effect with small boobs. Since the word small is based on perception...I think the universe is pretty much fucked. :/ 

Australia has no authority outside of the Sol system.

We don't know that. Are you from Australia? We need an inside man (or woman) to confirm this...

Does Australia even have a space program?

I dunno. 

Maybe instead of banning small breasts in Australia, they should just ban children in general. Then they wouldn't have to worry about banning games because children would no longer live in the country. They wouldn't have to worry about child pornography because there are no children. And, they don't have to keep an eye on their children, so they'll have more time for gaming. It's pretty much the best solution yet.

I think he's on to something guys, someone notify Australia, ban the children!



Malachi on 29 January 2010

If they want to stop pedophilia and they think banning breast size is going to help achieve this, wouldn't it be a smarter move to ban young girl from having big breast?

Maybe I shouldn't give them any idea...



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