I agree. If it's raining you either wait it out or take an L and get wet.

^^^ I never use umbrellas because I like getting wet

I never carry an umbrella, but if a friend has one and offers me to share, I won't refuse it

Don't erase your friends just because they changed avatars

If you ever have to express thanks or congratulations to a guy mate the only suitable gift is alcoholic.

Tell him that his videogame skillz are less than yours.

I was remembering a friend (a hateable one) and I forgot this basic:
Every Guy must be the most handsome for his eyes

@fazz

we don't have those here o-O

- If your buddy has broken up with a girl you like, you have to wait a minimum of six months to ask her out.

- Real men don't drink fruited beer or any mixed drink with more than two ingredients including the booze.

- We do not talk to anyone who is pissing next to us in a public bathroom, ever.

- Real men don't get facials, manicures, pedicures or any other feminine frill.