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- If your buddy has broken up with a girl you like, you have to wait a minimum of six months to ask her out.

- Real men don't drink fruited beer or any mixed drink with more than two ingredients including the booze.

- We do not talk to anyone who is pissing next to us in a public bathroom, ever.

- Real men don't get facials, manicures, pedicures or any other feminine frill.