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Ghazi4 on 03 January 2010
SmokedHostage said:
In short, Uncharted 2 would be your wife, while Modern Warfare 2 would be your mistress.

Wait what?

i agree lol




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Rainbird on 03 January 2010
naznatips said:
Onyxmeth said:

Are there condoms involved in either of these two sexual analogies? 

Only if you play with the sixaxis instead of the dual shock, cause the sensation is dulled. 

This just gets better and better xD



trashleg on 03 January 2010

i could go with either of them for hours. i think there's definite enjoyment to be had from each, and playing one directly after the other while my boyfriend watches makes me feel good.

those dirty rebels in MW2 are no match for me... the uncharted 2 experience was ruined somewhat for me by Chloe. i dont want my man checking her out when im hard at work, scaling buildings and blowing guys up and whatnot!

but still, sex>videogames.



Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.
Porcupine_I on 03 January 2010

few words, good point!



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ShadowSoldier on 03 January 2010
Branko2166 said:
ShadowSoldier said:
And MGS4 is porn star Sex

And I suppose Demon's Souls is kinda like rough sex. Hard to adjust to but very satisfying if brought all the way to it's brilliant conclusion

And Heavenly Sword is the most memorable quickie you'll ever experience



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sabby_e17 on 03 January 2010

Wait, no love for Ratchet and Clank? No love for God of War?

Dissapointing thread.




Jumpin on 03 January 2010
naznatips said:

Uncharted 2 and Modern Warfare 2 are like sex

Your idea of sex involves athletic men in military uniform?



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naznatips on 03 January 2010
Jumpin said:
naznatips said:

Uncharted 2 and Modern Warfare 2 are like sex

Your idea of sex involves athletic men in military uniform?

Apparently comprehension of analogies are well beyond your faculties. Would take too long to explain why an analogy doesn't mean a direct comparison, so here's the dictionary definition for you:

2 a : resemblance in some particulars between things otherwise unlike

That said I'm sure many peoples' idea of sex is athletic men in military uniform, which is fine for them.



SnakeEyez on 03 January 2010
naznatips said:
Onyxmeth said:

Are there condoms involved in either of these two sexual analogies? 

Only if you play with the sixaxis instead of the dual shock, cause the sensation is dulled. 

LOL WOW! Damn you are on a roll, I almost didn't post until I saw this. Really great analogies, I aproove.



trashleg on 03 January 2010

naz, you seem to have thought about this all WAY too much. you have too many sexual references in here



Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.