I'll start off with a real stinker. 80's marketing at its best.

There is no such thing as a crummy CHristmas Special

Christmas in Pac-land! They had that on Boomerang yesterday. Some good times there.

I remember watching that, its not crummy at all.

Jesus Christ, this isn't even a contest. Star Wars Holiday Special wins this without a fight.

I DARE some of you to watch the entire thing. It begins with five minutes of hearing a wookiee family speak (naturally, you can't understand a fucking word they're saying) and ends with Bea Arthur singing (actually, that part's pretty awesome). Well, that's not the end but any time a Golden Girl is singing in a bad sci-fi holiday special, it deserves mention.

PS. Chewbacca's dad is named Itchy and his son's name is Lumpy. It also features Jefferson Starship.

That is how entirely rad it is. I mean, you couldn't think of something more entirely lame (and awesome) if you tried.

I've heard of that, but never seen it. I do know that it's one of the very few Star Wars branded properties that isn't considered part of canon at all, so there had to be something wrong there.

Though Kashyyyk did originate there.

Oh, I have it on DVD!  I tried to watch it.  Lord knows I did.  But once I got to Luke Skywalker's incredibly white teeth and whore make-up, I lost my strength.  Whe I reached that piss poor "cartoon", I turned the DVD off, and cried.  That was two years ago.

I've seen it four or five times.

When watching it, I perform this entire flagellation ceremony with tarps covering the walls and carpeting to prevent spatter. My ex-wife called it the "Holiday Room".

No wonder I'm divorced.