The crummy christmas tv special thread. post the crummiest one you can find

[Mr Khan]

rocketpig said:

Jesus Christ, this isn't even a contest. Star Wars Holiday Special wins this without a fight.

I DARE some of you to watch the entire thing. It begins with five minutes of hearing a wookiee family speak (naturally, you can't understand a fucking word they're saying) and ends with Bea Arthur singing (actually, that part's pretty awesome). Well, that's not the end but any time a Golden Girl is singing in a bad sci-fi holiday special, it deserves mention.

PS. Chewbacca's dad is named Itchy and his son's name is Lumpy. It also features Jefferson Starship.

That is how entirely rad it is. I mean, you couldn't think of something more entirely lame (and awesome) if you tried.

I've heard of that, but never seen it. I do know that it's one of the very few Star Wars branded properties that isn't considered part of canon at all, so there had to be something wrong there.

 

Though Kashyyyk did originate there.