The crummy christmas tv special thread. post the crummiest one you can find

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rocketpig said:

Jesus Christ, this isn't even a contest. Star Wars Holiday Special wins this without a fight.

I DARE some of you to watch the entire thing. It begins with five minutes of hearing a wookiee family speak (naturally, you can't understand a fucking word they're saying) and ends with Bea Arthur singing (actually, that part's pretty awesome). Well, that's not the end but any time a Golden Girl is singing in a bad sci-fi holiday special, it deserves mention.

PS. Chewbacca's dad is named Itchy and his son's name is Lumpy. It also features Jefferson Starship.

That is how entirely rad it is. I mean, you couldn't think of something more entirely lame (and awesome) if you tried.

Oh, I have it on DVD!  I tried to watch it.  Lord knows I did.  But once I got to Luke Skywalker's incredibly white teeth and whore make-up, I lost my strength.  Whe I reached that piss poor "cartoon", I turned the DVD off, and cried.  That was two years ago.