d21lewis said:
rocketpig said:
Jesus Christ, this isn't even a contest. Star Wars Holiday Special wins this without a fight.
I DARE some of you to watch the entire thing. It begins with five minutes of hearing a wookiee family speak (naturally, you can't understand a fucking word they're saying) and ends with Bea Arthur singing (actually, that part's pretty awesome). Well, that's not the end but any time a Golden Girl is singing in a bad sci-fi holiday special, it deserves mention.
PS. Chewbacca's dad is named Itchy and his son's name is Lumpy. It also features Jefferson Starship.
That is how entirely rad it is. I mean, you couldn't thin
k of something more entirely lame (and awesome) if you tried.
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Oh, I have it on DVD! I tried to watch it. Lord knows I did. But once I got to Luke Skywalker's incredibly white teeth and whore make-up, I lost my strength. Whe I reached that piss poor "cartoon", I turned the DVD off, and cried. That was two years ago.
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I've seen it four or five times.
When watching it, I perform this entire flagellation ceremony with tarps covering the walls and carpeting to prevent spatter. My ex-wife called it the "Holiday Room".
No wonder I'm divorced.
