i think this was adumb thread. but thats just my op;inion and sutff... carry on n shit.

All of those Top 5 reasons are valid points.

At first I thought the writer was an idiot. I didn't truly know it was a joke thread until I got to the part in #2 about the poison (parts in #3 would have given it away if I was paying better attention).

Really funny, though there has been other threads like this for other platforms that are funnier. I particularly like the ones about Gaming PCs, Macs and Linux.

yea, i tried to replace the battery and it got ink all over me.... and i'm on my 16th controller. and now when i start up my ps3, it lets me know that the battery will die in 7 days.

oh these threads cheer me up in the morning lol:):)

o ok thanks for the info ill just have to get rid of my ps3 and wait for the awesomeness of the PS4!!! YEAH PLAYSTATION FTW!!!

Maybe Sony should start making a new line of batteries.

Seeing as how they did so well with their last line of batteries..... Granted, they were manufactured by Toshiba, they are sony batteries.

They need to corner the market though.  They need to put Duracell and Energizer out of business.

Ah, even if they made it on top, people would still critisize them for not being as good an energy source as the sun.