Canada? pffft, you northerners NEED us to keep you safe.

And Seece, does paying money to the queen for doing absolutely nothing really sound THAT great? I don't think so. Get that hoe off welfare! hahaha

that's not bannable is it?! >.>

yes, how dare you add an "e" to ho, your spelling is abysmal

im all with ya :p

we dont need captain Britian,we have Captain Price!!

No but I'd advise you take great care if you're ever driving through a Paris tunnel.

Isn't Captain America dead now? Looks like this is the second time Britain has owned America in the last 300 years.

I see what you did there,

Britain had Harrods when the Americans were still shopping at wooden stalls.

Ouch.

Seece said: 50 Reasons why Britain is better than America Objavil Maša dne 25.06.2007 v Življenje nasploh 1-Britain has a ‘Great’ in front of it’s name, America doesn’t. yeah but it got its "greatness" from pillaging the surrounding countries... 2-Monty Python 3-British comedy, not only is it generally funnier, but it doesn’t suffer from the curse of overly sentimental mushy gushy moralistic endings and characters - Still Game, Chewin' The Fat. 4-You can’t get a decent cup of tea in America 5-The Full English Breakfast, ‘nuff said 6-Britons have a greater grasp of sarcasm, irony and self-deprecating humour 7-Shakespeare - don't forget Robert Burns 8-America as it is wouldn’t even exist if it weren’t for Britain 9-Patrick Moore 10-London, with all its shoe-shines and delightfully cheeky cockney chimney-sweeps 11-Bowler hats 12-The phrase “that’s just not cricket!” 13-The traditional British pub 14-The unpredictable weather, which keeps things interesting 15-Every great villain in anything ever has been British 16-Winston Churchill 17-Driving on the right side of the road, by which I mean the left 18-The Loch Ness monster 19-We have lovable Irishmen, Welshmen with…their…err sheep, and….the Scots 20-Ale - whisky! 21-We have a stiffer upper lip 22-We produce wonderful loonies (see no. 9 and all of Scotland ) 23-Americans have their oh so old great monuments, most of which my house is older than - Sco 24-Hobbits 25-We have a cooler accent 26-No matter how hard the Americans try, we’ll always hate France more 27-We had a glorious empire, whereas America is still trying to acquire one 28-James Bond 29-The monarchy, love ‘em or loathe ‘em at least we have one to love and loathe - yuck. 30-The fact that we beat back the insidious Hun. Twice. 31-Black pudding and jellied eels and haggis! 32-The word ‘urchin’ 33-The convoluted British legal system - I don't know about Wales, but Scotland has its own devolved legal system. the only time we involve "Great Britain" is in the case of appeals to the UK Supreme Court. 34-Police truncheons (invented by Sir Henry Truncheon in 1762) 35-Sherlock Holmes 36-Scottish engineering, the best in the world 37-We can pronounce simple words like ‘aluminium’ 38-Monacles (see no. 9) 39-We have a better national anthem, America sing about a flag, we use the power of song to ensure the Queen’s safety through divine intervention and we sing about destroying the English 40-British words, especially curse-words, e.g. arse, wank, bugger, codswallop, poppycock, shite, pish, eejit, bawbag, numpty. 41-Dr. Who - David Tennant- scotsman 42-In Britain high treason is still punishable by hanging 43-John Cleese 44-Cheesy ‘70s BBC sci-fi shows, always a good thing 45-We’re not so lazy that we feel the need to drive when going round our neighbours house 46-Greenwich mean time, the basis of the world’s time, is situated in Britain 47-We have our place names, rather than stealing others and putting ‘New’ in front of them 48-Wallace and Gromit 49-Freddie Mercury 50-trashleg ^_^

fixed it for you seece ... you see how much of your "great British" awesomness comes from us scots?