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"The battery meter for Travis's sword is always represented by a cartoon-like penis icon in the upper-right corner of the screen: as battery power runs out, the icon starts to shrink—a sad face appears."
LMAO, i can't believe they put that into ESRB summary.



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Hah! I'm sorry, but this is better than most "professionally written" reviews. Maybe ESRB should start scoring games; it would definitely be an interesting twist to the equation...



-dunno001

-On a quest for the truly perfect game; I don't think it exists...

I love the out of context quotes that make me wonder what's happening in the game. "The one that's throbbing"?

Also the wii isn't for kids because it's a family console, much in the way "Fantastic Mr. Fox" isn't a kids movie because adults can enjoy it too. Simply pointing to a violent game (which proportionally there are VASTLY fewer of on wii) does not mean wii isn't for kids.



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*reads*

best game ever.



"OMG there's semi-nude women in the game! It needs M rating, maybe even AO!"
"Violence? What violence? We call that everyday life in the ghetto."



Ei Kiinasti.

Eikä Japanisti.

Vaan pannaan jalalla koreasti.

 

Nintendo games sell only on Nintendo system.

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KylieDog said:
MetalGearSolid_4ever said:

 

Yeah. Wii is for kids.

 

I don't wanna tear this line apart or go completely against the theme of the thread (which means that is exactly what I am about to do) but this is all toilet humour level 'comedy' and certainly not engaging for any mature adult.

 

This seems aimed at youngs-to-mid teens, who are in fact kids.

But then so are the other systems of course. Sure a few games try to reach deeper, but in the end, M rating often boils down to stuff that impresses kids.

That's why I say Wii sports is a truly mature game, because you have to set aside the fear of looking immature to play it.

"When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness"

-- C.S. Lewis



A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.

Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs

@OP

Can you pleaze put some extra paragraphs in there? Kinda hard to read such a big block of text. Tx



The battery meter for Travis's sword is always represented by a cartoon-like penis icon in the upper-right corner of the screen: as battery power runs out, the icon starts to shrink—a sad face appears."

HAHHA



Yeah I agree. Just because a game is rated M, doesn't mean it's a mature game. I don't believe 17+ should be called Mature. It should be R for Restricted or something like that.

Now if only MS, Sony and Nintendo started allowing Ao rated games on consoles. Thrill Kill, if any of you guys ever played it, is the shit. It's an unlicensed Ao fighting game that never got officially released because EA refused to publish it (they bought out Virgin Interactive before the game got published and after doing so, they cancelled the game because it was too violent). Thrill Kill is completely finished but since it was cancelled, the only way you can get to play it is if you bootleg it.



wasn't too keen on the first game the missions and traveling was a little tedious for me, Hopefully this one has fixed those issues.