So i went up to my local gamestop. I was talking to my friend, and he said that there doing a midnight launch for L4D2, which is awesome. Anyways we were talking when the manager walked in and i said the following
Garnett "Hey man can i pre order Battle Toads for the Wii"
Manager "Umm yea sure give me a minute"
Manager "Its not in our computer"
Garnett "It should be it comes out in a few weeks"
Manager "Well its not in here"
Friend "Well you probaly mispelled it"
Manager "No i can spell Battle Toads"
Garnett "Look for it again, i need to get the unlockable big foot in level 32"
Friend "Yeah i heard that you have to ride loch ness out of the last level"
Garnett "Awesome!"
Manager "Im sorry its not in here"
Garnett "You sure? Cus i swore i saw it a couple of days ago, on TV."
Manager "Well its not in here "
Garnett "Ill just have to go to the other gamestop"
So i go to the other gamestop which is 5 minutes away, and have my friend print out a fake pre order for Battle Toads:Ultimate Ninja Storm Tenkaichi of War 2.
Then i go back to the gamestop where my friend is working at and i show his manager the receipt
Garnett "They did it at the other gamestop"
Manager "Oh here it is"
Garnett "lawlz"
Manager "What?"
Garnett "I already paid for it full price now"
Then a mom and her 2 kids walk in and they hear me talking about it, and they actually want to pre order it, then i say
"Oh crap, i know why its not in the computers, it got banned for being too violent,despite being an E game"
Lawlz.










