Swatch at me aam Scottish!

...I cheated ah used a translatur :(

you know, i'm willing to take a joke but i AM actually a scottish girl.. so i take offence at that. but there are easy lassies the world over, we aren't all like that

@ Gilga, i was so proud of you til i read the whole post! but im glad you tried

lol I'm going to have to memorize this line

Ah wis steamin oot ma nut

(^I didn't cheat that time)

well in, big man

Och jobby Ah am huir uv a sorry an' meant nae offence.

You made a thread to my request? Im chuffed tae bits!

How do you say, "I want to be the father figure of your 14 bastard children"?

"ah'm pyoor wantin (pronounce the "a" as in "cat") tae be the faither ae yer fouteen bastart wains, so eh, how aboot it?"

noo for part twa - the letter B. this lesson is brocht tae ye by the words bawbag and barry. (ah stole some ae these frae the facebook byra way)

Burd – girl
Bampot / bam – idiot
Bolt - run (ah pyoor bolted frae the polis)
Banter – gossip/conversation
Bin – garbage can
Bairn – child
Batter – when u beat somebody up/what you get your deep-fried foods covered in fae the chippy
Blether – chat
Bletherer – chatty person
Boggin/mingin – smelly/disgusting
Braw – good
Bucky (Buckfast)– the neds’ favourite beverage!
Bonkers – crazy
Baltic – cold
Bobble – hair elastic
Bunches – pigtails
Boggin – dirty/gross etc.
Baws - balls
Bawbaaaaag - derogatory term
Bawjaws - another derogatory term... aah, we're so charming, so we are.
Braw - very good
Barry - very good (loads ae hings are very good, clearly.)

ah'll get back tae the rest ae it later oan.

okay, i can't believe i'm posting this... but here we go.. gonna put it in the OP too so that y'all see it...

Intro to trashleg's scots lessons XD

edit: video is still being processed, so might not work for a few hours..  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLXQcsBkFF0

HAHAHAHAHA

5 stars for calling me out in the video

The other dude is funny and you you look swell in glasses ya blinde bat