So I observed the differences between my sober self and most of the other other people who were drinking when I went out.

People wanted me to snap pics with their digital cameras all night. Obviously they thought that I looked liked a professional photographer through their drunken haze. If I were to be a professional photographer it would have to be John Derek. He was married to both Ursulla Andress and Bo Derek.

What was I talking about? Oh yeah...

Completely straight males would start to get more touchy feely with each other after a few drinks. I referred to this as "bromance" during the night.

People that were drinking talked like I was fifty feet from them when I was actually five feet away. I talked to them like I was five feet away from them.

The morning after, my lady (who had a few drinks the night before) felt like complete crap while I was ready to do cartwheels.

In conclusion, who had more fun? On the night of the drinking, it was close since I can have fun without liquor while the drunk people also had fun. The day after wasn't a contest. I was ready to rock and roll while the drinkers wanted to die. I am glad that I am still sober. Sobriety FTW!!!

I am also sober

I'm sober too!!

*looks at you in akward silence*


*blinks*

*blinks again*

Oh, to hell with this! Let's go sniff some glue!!!

@ d21lewis You sound like an old Ramones song.

yeah, but.. there's a difference between being drunk and getting legless... this summer when i was gettin drunk a wee bit, i wasnt like falling about the place. i was tipsy, i just couldnt type right and i felt fine the next day.

its not like its a binary system, sober v drunk. there's a scale, you know :p

@ trashleg You are right. There is a difference between getting a nice buzz on and getting trashed. I have trouble typing sober so I know that being drunk is worse in that respect.

There might not be a binary system but there is a numerical system. This is how the police know to give you a DUI.

^yah i know. but some people think that if you let a drop of alcohol pass your lips, that means you're some sort of chronic drinker. no harm in being sober, but there's no harm in having a wee tipple either :)

haven't spoken to you in ages btw, il spam your wall some time soon

I';n in your sober threaf being drunk!!!!!!