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Dgc1808 on 31 October 2009

Bookmarked.

There's someone I just HAVE to show this too. I wanna hear her response XD



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izaaz101 on 31 October 2009
trashleg said:
"From now on, I suggest that men start using the Rapex Test and always insert two fingers prior to penile penetration. Explaining to your doctor why you have a condom with teeth attached to your fingers might be embarrassing, but consider the alternative."

what. the. fuck. i know that it then goes on to say that rapists should hand themselves in, but thats a joke.

after reading the first one, i was about to say "it probably wouldn't work because most men who are going to rape a woman would probably do something with their hands first."

then i read the second one, and its basically countering the woman's proposed defences by outlining how to go about making sure you wont get your dick bitten off. i probably shouldn't have even read this thread, it makes me so fucking upset and angry.

but now i've added my contribution, i'll leave. sorry :|

The way it followed the sentence: "I also wonder how many husbands and boyfriends will be admitted to hospitals because of women that forgot to remove the contraptions." makes me think that the author was referring to the husbands/boyfriends to check, just in case their wife/girlfriend left it in by accident. That's just how I interpreted it.



trashleg on 31 October 2009
izaaz101 said:
trashleg said:
"From now on, I suggest that men start using the Rapex Test and always insert two fingers prior to penile penetration. Explaining to your doctor why you have a condom with teeth attached to your fingers might be embarrassing, but consider the alternative."

what. the. fuck. i know that it then goes on to say that rapists should hand themselves in, but thats a joke.

after reading the first one, i was about to say "it probably wouldn't work because most men who are going to rape a woman would probably do something with their hands first."

then i read the second one, and its basically countering the woman's proposed defences by outlining how to go about making sure you wont get your dick bitten off. i probably shouldn't have even read this thread, it makes me so fucking upset and angry.

but now i've added my contribution, i'll leave. sorry :|

The way it followed the sentence: "I also wonder how many husbands and boyfriends will be admitted to hospitals because of women that forgot to remove the contraptions." makes me think that the author was referring to the husbands/boyfriends to check, just in case their wife/girlfriend left it in by accident. That's just how I interpreted it.

i know, i know. i got surprisingly pissed off at the whole thing tho. its scary, you know?

but it kinda defeats the purpose of the thing at all if you're gonna go shouting out how to avoid getting hurt by it, no?

a husband or boyfriend shouldn't need to check for such things, any more than a woman should need to use one :(



Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.
izaaz101 on 31 October 2009

It seems that you still do get hurt by it, but in the fingers/hand instead of lower down.

But at any rate, you're correct.



hatmoza on 31 October 2009

>__



I am the black sheep     "of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong."-Robert Anton Wilson

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trashleg on 31 October 2009
hatmoza said:
>_< Why would anyone stick their fingers in there!? >_<

the point is, they don't know its there.

but thanks to some retard on the internet, they now know to look for it before commencing rape.



Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.
jesus kung fu magic on 31 October 2009

^^^

I really doubt that rapists in South Africa are big on the whole internet scene....



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sc94597 on 31 October 2009

The one with "teeth" almost made me faint. There has to be better ways to protect yourself against rape. I wonder? If you killed your "almost" rapist from one of these, would it be Manslaughter or Self Defense?



trashleg on 31 October 2009
sc94597 said:
The one with "teeth" almost made me faint. There has to be better ways to protect yourself against rape. I wonder? If you killed your "almost" rapist from one of these, would it be Manslaughter or Self Defense?

self-defence.

"a person who intentionally kills in self defence is not guilty of murder"

Lord Justice-General in the Drury v HMA 2001 (S.L.T. 1013) case.

 

(im writing an essay on criminal liability right now, lol)



Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.
jesus kung fu magic on 31 October 2009
sc94597 said:
The one with "teeth" almost made me faint. There has to be better ways to protect yourself against rape. I wonder? If you killed your "almost" rapist from one of these, would it be Manslaughter or Self Defense?

The only thing that could possibly die in this situation is the rapists "manhood".......but they really arent much of men if they rape people , so it doesnt really matter.

Use it right or dont use it at all.



N64 is the ONLY console of the fifth generation!!!