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Did you hear about that banana running for president?!

I HEARD HE HAS LOTS OF AP-PEEL!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Seriously, you can't read that and not laugh.



 

 

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Chinese guy: We wanna play with you

some dude: WTF? GET AWAY!!!

chinese guy: Touch my wii

some dude: Ahh yes... I love playing with it, it feels so good



 

mM

I can't wait for the Wii to outsell the 'Sony Family', then we'll see the spin they put on it lol :P



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Alight so there's this magician on a cruise line, he's doing his show for everyone and get's this woman as a volunteer out of the audience. He tells this lady

"alright what I want you to do is take this sledge hammer here, and just clock me with it in the face."

She's all like "What?? No, I can't do that!! That's crazy!!"

So he tells her, no it's alright, it's all part of the show, go ahead just wallop me a good one."

So reluctantly she picks up the sledge hammer, draws back and swings with all here might, smacking him right in the side of the head. He drops like a sack of bricks, out cold bleeding from the ear. He has to be airlifted off the ship and taken to a hospital where he goes into a coma. Six months later he wakes up from the coma, and says

"Ta-da!!!"



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The_vagabond7 said:
Alight so there's this magician on a cruise line, he's doing his show for everyone and get's this woman as a volunteer out of the audience. He tells this lady

"alright what I want you to do is take this sledge hammer here, and just clock me with it in the face."

She's all like "What?? No, I can't do that!! That's crazy!!"

So he tells her, no it's alright, it's all part of the show, go ahead just wallop me a good one."

So reluctantly she picks up the sledge hammer, draws back and swings with all here might, smacking him right in the side of the head. He drops like a sack of bricks, out cold bleeding from the ear. He has to be airlifted off the ship and taken to a hospital where he goes into a coma. Six months later he wakes up from the coma, and says

"Ta-da!!!"

 LOL, hahahahhaa



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The_vagabond7 said:
Alight so there's this magician on a cruise line, he's doing his show for everyone and get's this woman as a volunteer out of the audience. He tells this lady

"alright what I want you to do is take this sledge hammer here, and just clock me with it in the face."

She's all like "What?? No, I can't do that!! That's crazy!!"

So he tells her, no it's alright, it's all part of the show, go ahead just wallop me a good one."

So reluctantly she picks up the sledge hammer, draws back and swings with all here might, smacking him right in the side of the head. He drops like a sack of bricks, out cold bleeding from the ear. He has to be airlifted off the ship and taken to a hospital where he goes into a coma. Six months later he wakes up from the coma, and says

"Ta-da!!!"

lol



I don't hate emo's but this was quite okay:






Soriku said:

ive seen this its hilarious



The first misheard lyrics video that started the trend... 

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These lyrics will be stuck in your head for a week! xD