The Joke Thread

[FJ-Warez]

The_vagabond7 said:
Alight so there's this magician on a cruise line, he's doing his show for everyone and get's this woman as a volunteer out of the audience. He tells this lady

"alright what I want you to do is take this sledge hammer here, and just clock me with it in the face."

She's all like "What?? No, I can't do that!! That's crazy!!"

So he tells her, no it's alright, it's all part of the show, go ahead just wallop me a good one."

So reluctantly she picks up the sledge hammer, draws back and swings with all here might, smacking him right in the side of the head. He drops like a sack of bricks, out cold bleeding from the ear. He has to be airlifted off the ship and taken to a hospital where he goes into a coma. Six months later he wakes up from the coma, and says

"Ta-da!!!"

 LOL, hahahahhaa