In this thread, Wii (and sometimes DS) owners will laugh in the faces of stupid companies who decided to make "core game tests" instead of just making great games. We are glad that "core game tests" fail, and hope the companies that make them go belly up, and especially the executives and game directors have a hard time finding work in the gaming industry ever again! (While hopefully the nice and good developers go straight to work for companies who make games, not tests.)
To participate in this thread, please post a link to a company calling a game a "core game test" in some way. Then explain why that game was actually a niche game, or a poor game, that no one has ever been interested in. Then post a link to that game's page on VGC, showing it's humorously small sales. Then we all say together "I HOPE YOUR STUDIO CLOSES."
For example, here's EA saying that Dead Space: Extraction is a core game test:
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/dead-space-extraction-a-watershed-for-mature-wii-games
Of course, Dead Space failed on the HD systems. Then, EA decided to make it a rail shooter. But they tried to trick Wii owners, who they apparantly think are pretty stupid, by calling it a "guided first person experience." Finally, they made a short, glitchy game, which is up it's own ass in story that no one cares about.
http://www.vgchartz.com/games/game.php?id=31932
HAHAHAHA. The best part is, that's way overtracked in America according to NPD! It actually DIDN'T do "over 9000." Together now: I HOPE YOUR STUDIO CLOSES.
And remember everybody, nobody cares what you think various games "deserve" to sell! People buy games based on their tastes, not yours. So if you want to go "OH BOO HOO CARNIVAL GAMES OUTSOLD DEADLY CREATURES," you can find plenty of hardcore sob fest threads on other websites!
Please everyone, post your own! There's plenty of them!
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Satoru Iwata, Nintendo President. Only slightly paraphrased.












