Your sarcasm sucks then

lol, no, my sarcasm makes everything awesomer than it was before I was there and was acting sarcastic. lol.

i have several examples of this.

1. my mother one asked if i wanted a wii zapper to play fire emblem |(she meant resident evil)

2. my friend is a HUUUUGE final fantasy fan and said thats final fantasy has 'always been a sony thing

3. i know guy who is so anti nintendo its unbelieable. the DS is the 'GayS' and the wii only plays games like ' wii shitting wank shit' and 'mario fuck about' The prime series is no match for any game on the 360 since it doesnt have online and is therefore not professional. oh and even tho he hasnt bought a game for it in 2 years the PSP clearly beats the wii since it has games that are too hardcore for the wii like monster hunter

4. my friend was playing force unleashed on wii and remarked how nintendo makes all the enemies its games really shiny. he then got really confused whren i told him that nintendo didnt make force unleashed because 'its on wii how can it not be made by nintendo'

We need to have a sit down talk with your friend.

Encourage him to get an account on this site. He would be fun to have around.

lol yes woopah please get him on here. We could all have many lulz

EDIT: "mario fuck about" <--- I'm still laughing about that.

Please make him join us!

"Mario fuck about"
im sure Miyamoto will make at some point make that happen at some point.

i was tempted to make a thread on here saying his vew of the DS and seeing how people react. but i already know his defense. 'there all nintendo fanboys?'

its the same excuse he uses for why nintendo games sell so well and why any nnintendo game gets a good review. theres a whole group of them that are just so annoying. i can never play xbox with them because im a nintnedo fanboy. heres is a example conversation between and one of the guys


Him: the wii is a crap console therefore any game on it is crap. this means that the wii has no good games. 360 games require many complex things like gameplay, great graphics and online. all u need to make a wii game is primary comments.

Me: you call me a fanboy but thats a really fanboyish statement

Him: i cant be a fanboy cos i like sony. your a fanboy cos u defend nintendo#

Me: but i like sony and microsoft too, i really enjoy castle crashers for example

Him: i liked it to start with but found it pretty repetitive. Then again your a nintendo fan so you love repetitive games.

the third one is just as bad. making such comments as 'the fact this game has no blood shows just how kiddy nintendo is' (refering to fire emblrm) and 'Halo 3 s the most successful game ever selling 225 million in its first week alone'

one particularly lolworthy comment was when i was playing Final Fantsy My life as a king and he asked me what the moral of the story was since ' nintendo always make games with a moral'

^ speechless. I didn't realize people like that existed outside of Youtube video comments...

i like how its all about TEH GRAPHIX!