HOW DARE YOU

do you think this little animal can even think of attacking you?

Once upon a time, I was walking through some city streets when I saw a black figure out of the corner of my eye. The time must've been 1 or 2 AM and the place was pitch black except for the dim light radiating from some street lamps. I was scared. Immediately, I ran for dear life! But the faster I ran, the faster the figure ran. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see this dark person follow every move I made!

Tragically, after about fifteen seconds of running, I tripped on a street corner under a light. My face hit hard cement and I knew I was finished. Bracing for whatever was to happen next, I simply waited... But nothing occurred...

I finally built up the nerve to turn around and face whatever was there... it was my shadow

Well if a mouse connects with a dog somehow.......

See now I got your attention......

Well, One of our cats, a couple of years ago, Caught this mouse and was attempting to eat it. Then another cat came buy because it wanted it also, and then they were fighting. So I went by to pick it up so they would stop fighting, and as soon as I did, It sunk it's teeth right into by hand. So I dropped it and stepped on it......

that was not similar to almost getting attacked by a dog, but hey this is almost in the same category.

my dad told me some usefull advise yetserday - show your teeth, and growl/bark louder then the dog. If you manage that, and you tower above it, it should recognize you as the dominant force. I haven't tried it yet but when I find a dog gnarling behind a fence I'll try it out

You do that...

I'm just going to buy a video camera and sign up to Youtube lol.

my dog is actually scared of people! usually when a visitor comes she would bark her ass off! but when the visiter comes close... she plays dead... but shes' very bad at it XD

Awww, he just wanted to be stroked!

I had an alsation bite my thing thigh! and a terrior nip my finger. But I still love dogs!

My ex gf had this tiny little dog.. who was really nice to me.. untill the day I broke up with her.. like the freking dog knew I was gonna break up with her!! So I was getting ready to break it up BUT the dog freking bite me BEFORE I could break up!!!! I had to go to the doctor to treat the wound!!! So a few days later I broke up at my plkace... Yes kids.. this a valuable lesson: NEVER BREAK UP WHILE HER DOG IS WATCHING YOU... this also applies for her dad.. her mother isn't a problem...

You just wanted to use the word "bitches" didn't you?

ugh I hate dogs!

I swaer if one ever attacked me I would punch it in the face