Sorry, I don't know what to tell you. I couldn't get past the first level either.

You're supposed to go under the thing that shoots up when you touch the moving platform, then fall to the left as far as you can or you'll get a flash kick from Guile. If you make it past Guile, you have to move to the right fast or you get a Body splash from Zangief.

so random

wow thats.. annoyingly random, btw go through the letters on your keyboard and the creature makes different faces and does different things.

Jump on the platform then back off, then on again to pass the first level, dont know how to kill the damned pig though.

Soriku said: Lol, you either? Btw, welcome to VGChartz .

Thanks. I need to get an avatar and everything, but that's not about to happen tonight.

You mean go right. If you time where the squirrel jumps you can run under him, but you have to shoot him to go right further.

Its not a squirrel!

Its pedobear! HAHAHAHA!

Oh how do I love this game.

MOTHER F... This game makes me so angry lol

I made it to what I assume is the end boss. He's some kind of enormous floating head.

owata? i think it's a mispelling of otaku.