Elephants remind me of penises.

It's the trunks. They look like long grey weiners with big holes.

First person shooters.
Spiders.
Nuclear weapons.
Lobbyists.
Bigots.

What kind weird ass penises have you been looking at?

His cousin's.

BALLIN'

El-oh-el.

^lol

Probably real penises.  Millions of years of evolution have decided that elephant trunks and penises would do well to have the same design to protect the delicate and sensitive innards.  Only humans are weird enough to decide that they're born wrong and need to chop up their dicks to be cool.

1. Religion
2. Roaches
3. Stupid People
4. Illnesses
5. Flies

Not really much of a list due to the fact I can't really think of anything else

Rubang I swear if this turns into a big circumcision argument I will hold you personally responsible.