What would you put in Room 101?

[The Ghost of RubangB]

highwaystar101 said:

WessleWoggle said:
Elephants remind me of penises.

It's the trunks. They look like long grey weiners with big holes.

What kind weird ass penises have you been looking at?

Probably real penises.  Millions of years of evolution have decided that elephant trunks and penises would do well to have the same design to protect the delicate and sensitive innards.  Only humans are weird enough to decide that they're born wrong and need to chop up their dicks to be cool.