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A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".

English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.

The poll, carried out by global research site www.OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.

Germans were deemed to have bad body odour, Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work, whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish.

Men from Holland were "too rough" between the bed covers and Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom.

Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy.

Other countries who didn't fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish).

Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they are too hairy for the average woman.

A spokesperson for www.OnePoll.com added: ''These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.''

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6241440/German-men-are-worlds-worst-lovers-with-English-men-in-second-place.html



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those smelly germans...must be from all of the beer they quaff down



Lmao.



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Couldn't this also be a ranking of the most whiny women lovers?

I shouldn't complain, at least we Canadians are bottom of the good lovers list ...



I think Swedish guys get the biggest kick in the knads with this, too quick? Ouch!



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America...that's not a country. I guess they meant USA.

Anyway, Canada is always in the top best lists.
Best country in the world if you ask me (with an objective opinion of course :P)



Too lazy... awesome.



And Denmark lands as the 9th best! Fuck yeah!



That sounds more about perception then actual experience.

Afterall... most of these are just following blatant sterotypes... and how many people have slept with people from even 5 nations?



Kasz216 said:

That sounds more about perception then actual experience.

Afterall... most of these are just following blatant sterotypes... and how many people have slept with people from even 5 nations?

Maybe the 15,000 women they polled were international whores. I would trust their opinions on this matter.



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