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trashleg on 21 September 2009

hahaha dtewi, it was lame. admit it, get over it and then you might make some better ones.



Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.
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Kantor on 21 September 2009
dtewi said:
Kantor said:
trashleg said:
ah. was that it?

poor, awkward Soriku. shame on you, dtewi, making a boy at roughly the same stage of pubescent development as you feel awkward in an online community of his peers!

That was the dtewi joke, which was lame.

As Soriku says, there's a better one, which involves one of Soriku's posts. I won't find it, but hang around Website Discussion, a link to it turns up every couple of weeks.

Like any of your jokes are better.

Ooh, harsh.

And yes, they are. But let's not get into that here, and instead turn this back into a random, slightly inappropriate thread.

BOOBZ.



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dtewi on 21 September 2009
Soriku said:

The post's here actually: http://vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?id=31329&page=1

Don't you dare taint me with that post again!



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

trashleg on 21 September 2009

http://vgchartz.com/forum/post.php?id=923295

you mean this one... whats that got to do with dtewi?



Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.
MaxwellGT2000 on 21 September 2009
trashleg said:
http://vgchartz.com/forum/post.php?id=923295

you mean this one... whats that got to do with dtewi?

o_O that is... uhm wow... not something I would share with all of VGC lol

Soriku you make some of the most epic posts ever!



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kirby007 on 21 September 2009
trashleg said:
LOL kirby, GTFO of here

dont go corrupting virgins. its just not the "done" thing.


you are rude it you weren't a girl i would slap ya, which by the way also is a nice difersificantion to the normal stuff

 

gah.. fuck difficult words



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Kamal on 21 September 2009

Before it gets awkard, thanks dudes and dudettes for the advice, I should apply it when my time comes around.



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kirby007 on 21 September 2009

ah and don't slap the pineapple



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Esmoreit on 21 September 2009
dtewi said:
But wouldn't a pineapple hurt?


First of all, damn it people I demand a message whenever a thread like this get's up.

Secondly, the pine-apple thing.. I have seen it happening on live-TV. One of our not so bright VJ's was discussing sensual fruit with other other women... the cherry's, strawberry's, banana's... yeha, she could all see them be placed somewhere during sexual play.

But not the pineapple. That would hurt.

 

In reply to Kamal... first time, take someone experienced. I know you are Egyptian and I know that starting out with a virgin is considered the right thing to do, blah blah... screw that. First time, take a minx, a couple of years older then you are. Then do everything you always wanted to do. I, for instance rented a hotel-room with a 24 y/o Belgian girl when I was 18. She wasn't a model bu she had charisma, she just radiated sensuality and had an awesome body and a sweet smile. We didn't leave the room for a full day. Get that experience in there, then find the love of your life and amaze her.

As others have said, wether sex is overrated or not depends on the person. I've experienced girls who can be considered "dead fish", and I have honestly experienced sex that resulted in nose-bleeds and exctacy on the same time. And it was both awesome.
But if your first time is the best experience you can have it doesn't matter what your sexlife will look like, you know that sex can be the best thing there is. Hell, I still remember the smell of the first time.



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kirby007 on 21 September 2009
Esmoreit said:
dtewi said:
But wouldn't a pineapple hurt?


First of all, damn it people I demand a message whenever a thread like this get's up.

Secondly, the pine-apple thing.. I have seen it happening on live-TV. One of our not so bright VJ's was discussing sensual fruit with other other women... the cherry's, strawberry's, banana's... yeha, she could all see them be placed somewhere during sexual play.

But not the pineapple. That would hurt.

 

In reply to Kamal... first time, take someone experienced. I know you are Egyptian and I know that starting out with a virgin is considered the right thing to do, blah blah... screw that. First time, take a minx, a couple of years older then you are. Then do everything you always wanted to do. I, for instance rented a hotel-room with a 24 y/o Belgian girl when I was 18. She wasn't a model bu she had charisma, she just radiated sensuality and had an awesome body and a sweet smile. We didn't leave the room for a full day. Get that experience in there, then find the love of your life and amaze her.

As others have said, wether sex is overrated or not depends on the person. I've experienced girls who can be considered "dead fish", and I have honestly experienced sex that resulted in nose-bleeds and exctacy on the same time. And it was both awesome.
But if your first time is the best experience you can have it doesn't matter what your sexlife will look like, you know that sex can be the best thing there is. Hell, I still remember the smell of the first time.

really a spiced pineapple is  very very how do it put this .. hot:P



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