Rubang, my man! Glad you're alive and fairly well. Sounds like you've had a rough time of it. Well in that sort of situation I find it's best to drink alone and stare at a box of razor blades, and really, you know think it over.....and then shave your balls and start a gay porn site. When the markets are in doubt, always bet on porn.

Here's a site to cheer you up. I don't want to post these pictures on VGchartz due to all of the nudity, but it's some pretty wicked awesome stuff.

http://www.oddee.com/item_96591.aspx

Keep that elephant man in mind for your new website.

I need to shave my balls really bad. But the woman thinks it's funny to grow 'em out and look like a 70's porn star for a while, so I'm shaggier than I've ever been in my life right now. It's really scaring and grossing me out, but she thinks it's hilarious.

But WOW, those pix are amazing. I shall keep these in mind. Thanks for the advice.

And I am in San Francisco. If things ever get TOO hairy... I know a few ways to make some fast money. ::wink wink::

My brother came home from the army today...im goodss!!!!

Yo there! I'm glad to see you're still the same old B after going through all of this crappy life stuff.

I've been doing fine recently. I thought CEGEP (college here in Quebec methinks) would be crap again this year, but people seem to be happy to see me and for some reason they're all more friendly/approachable. I probably did something to my looks... but to be honest, I didn't change much!

People are weird... And what's confusing me even more nowadays are girls. It's weird to think that girls are probably just like us, I mean shy and everything. I'm kind of learning to put them down a few steps in "the podium," and it seems to work. Act normal around a girl, who would have thought...!

I know it's probably useless to tell you this because of money problems, but try to buy Contra ReBirth when you can. It's really great!

Okay, cool. Yours is an opinion I can trust on a Contra game. I saw some thread where a bunch of people were complaining it was too short and too easy and too repetitive, and I was wondering... it's a run and gun game. You run, you gun, it's perfect, right?

Too short, too repetitive... Hmmm... I wonder if they played games in the early 90s? It's Contra. If they never played Contra, they have no right to complain. That's the winning formula!

If I can beat a Contra game, I'll do it a million times. If I can't, I'll try a million times. I'd never complain though.

I'm doing great, Rubang.  I was feeling a little Emo because I gave up my awesome exciting job for a boring job, that pays lots of money, and hot women no longer throw themselves at me.  Poor me, huh?  But you remain pretty upbeat in the face of real adversity.  You have nothing but respect from me, dude.  I sincerely mean that.

Glad to see you back, too.  I hope you stick around.  Along with a select few, you are one of the pillars of this site.

Rubang is back for 24 hours and we already have a thread mentioning gay porn and balls-shaving. Before you get into any more detail, I will remind you of something with one word:

Soriku.

Hey Soriku has posted things much much worse. We're just discussing manscaping for lulz and potential career moves.