Lets see...
Israel "War crimes? What war crimes?"
Japan "Nanking massacre? Oh, you mean that small unfortunate slip up thats been way overblown."
USA "We don't torture. We have never tortured. Whats this craziness you speak of?"
MS "Our failure rate for the 360 is totally within industry standards."
Because first parties are always reliable and truthful and unbiased.
It'll be an amazing game but I hate these comments.