Chuck Norris vs Kratos: The Ultimate Showdown!

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stewroids on 02 September 2009

Well lets hear it VgChartz...who will win in a fight? I say Chuck Norris will win and here's why:

1) Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

2) After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

3) Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

4) Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

5) Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night!

There are so many reasons why Chuck Norris will win, these are just a few...tell me if you disagree?

Can this stand up to this ?

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Bullet100000 on 02 September 2009

Chuck Norris will be too busy trying to sell exercise equipment when Kratos chops off his head!!!

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Kratos is a Beast!!!

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MetalGearSolid_4ever on 02 September 2009

stewroids said:

Well lets hear it VgChartz...who will win in a fight? I say Chuck Norris will win (not) and here's why:

1) Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

your first argument fails... the time taken for a light bulb to turn on = time taken for the current to flow to the bulb...

btw, if chuck norris moves his leg at a speed faster than 300000000 ms^-1it would be fractured and he would fall....

2) After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

kratos' anger > steroids

3) Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

kratos has nightmares about himself ! for a man to fear himself (well ,....the thing he did)...he must be badass...

4) Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

kratos didn't wear a condom when he had threesomes in all 3 games...

5) Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night!

kratos came back from hades for than once...

kratos kills gods....

Kratos changed his fate...

KRATOS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CHUCK NORRIS

There are so many reasons why Chuck Norris will get raped by Kratos, these are just a few...tell me if you disagree?

Can this stand up to this ? YES

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Shadowblind on 02 September 2009

Lol @ the idea that any game character can stand up to Chuck. Still, think if you put Gordon Freeman on there instead he *might* have had a chance.

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Jalocin on 02 September 2009

Blasphemy. Noone can stand up to Chuck Norris!

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Naum on 02 September 2009

Chuck Norris easily.

Why? just go to www.google.com and type in: where is chuck norris ,then click on the first link

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Dazkarieh on 02 September 2009

Chuck Norris, veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy easily!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mesoteto on 02 September 2009

Silly sony fans, the only man to ever beat Mr. Norris in a fight later died from the effort required (Mr. Lee) and since Chuck only took a day to heal and be in his next ball busting movie…can you really call Mr. Lee’s fight a victory?

Kratos would burst into flame from the seething glare Chuck would send his way, then b/c he is such a nice guy Mr Norris would put out those flames with his golden shower of truth and justice…

Leaving behind a very pitiful urine smelling Kratos without having ever thrown a punch

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mesoteto on 02 September 2009

did you know that thru ancient martial art technique Chuck can put extra energy into any bullet he fires...here in experiment a you can see him firing a standard military issue rifle

now here is the result

A Bomb you say...no it was only Chuck Norris at target pratice

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