| stewroids said: Well lets hear it VgChartz...who will win in a fight? I say Chuck Norris will win (not) and here's why: 1) Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on. your first argument fails... the time taken for a light bulb to turn on = time taken for the current to flow to the bulb... btw, if chuck norris moves his leg at a speed faster than 300000000 ms-1 it would be fractured and he would fall.... 2) After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?" kratos' anger > steroids 3) Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares. kratos has nightmares about himself ! for a man to fear himself (well ,....the thing he did)...he must be badass... 4) Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. kratos didn't wear a condom when he had threesomes in all 3 games... 5) Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night! kratos came back from hades for than once... kratos kills gods.... Kratos changed his fate... KRATOS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CHUCK NORRIS There are so many reasons why Chuck Norris will get raped by Kratos, these are just a few...tell me if you disagree? Can this |
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