Well lets hear it VgChartz...who will win in a fight? I say Chuck Norris will win and here's why:
1) Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
2) After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
3) Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
4) Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
5) Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night!
There are so many reasons why Chuck Norris will win, these are just a few...tell me if you disagree?
Can this 
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