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MS engineers haven't been twiddling their thumbs, and now they are ready to blow Wii and PS3 away altogether!

The gruesome showdown will happen thanks not to hackneyed increased horsepower, but to the newest, original and never seen before new features:

Almighty motion control

Sexy slim case

Incredible $299 (not including motion control) price

 

Obviously previous strong point will be kept, like:

Online (almost) free

Proprietary HDD cartridges, herd users don't mind paying an extra compared to standard drives for such an awesome feature

Gaudy rounded red lights, users adore them (particularly other platforms users)

Built-in heating system for cold winter gaming sessions

 

And obviously for all this an apt name will be of the essence, and yes, it's ready too! XBox ME2! 

 

 

 



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A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
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this is too much, it sounds like an Xbox 720



 

 

 

 

Ban please...



 

Evan Wells (Uncharted 2): I think the differences that you see between any two games has much more to do with the developer than whether it’s on the Xbox or PS3.

Um SOURCE



XBox ME2 ......... Xbox Mass Effect 2 ????



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selnor said:
Um SOURCE

There isn't a single source, I simply put together the "counter-rumours" spread by MS as answer to Sony rumours.

Except the name, that was secretly told sung and danced by Ballmer himself at a dinner with a cousin of a friend of a cousin of a frienf of mine.   



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
TGS, Third Grade Shooter: brand new genre invented by Kevin Butler exclusively for Natal WiiToo Kinect. PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW! 
 


I approve of this thread.



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Sardauk said:
Ban please...

Oh, poow dawling! Didn't mean to huwt youw feelings...

Hewe, wead the comics, eat youw candies and stop cwying!      

 



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
TGS, Third Grade Shooter: brand new genre invented by Kevin Butler exclusively for Natal WiiToo Kinect. PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW! 
 


It is supposed to be what... funny ?



 

Evan Wells (Uncharted 2): I think the differences that you see between any two games has much more to do with the developer than whether it’s on the Xbox or PS3.

WTF? It won't happen till 2012.



 

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