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Gaming - SCOOP! A new XBox! - View Post

MS engineers haven't been twiddling their thumbs, and now they are ready to blow Wii and PS3 away altogether!

The gruesome showdown will happen thanks not to hackneyed increased horsepower, but to the newest, original and never seen before new features:

Almighty motion control

Sexy slim case

Incredible $299 (not including motion control) price

 

Obviously previous strong point will be kept, like:

Online (almost) free

Proprietary HDD cartridges, herd users don't mind paying an extra compared to standard drives for such an awesome feature

Gaudy rounded red lights, users adore them (particularly other platforms users)

Built-in heating system for cold winter gaming sessions

 

And obviously for all this an apt name will be of the essence, and yes, it's ready too! XBox ME2! 

 

 

 



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