Overhyped, over-ballhoed Japanese developer who in his heyday crafted some decent games, overhyped to hell by the pro-Nintendo media despite far superior output from SEGA across all genres, not just Miyamoto's limited range (A. platformers 2.adventure games 3. kart racers 4. platformers). Was recently apparently the victim of a Japanese labortatory experiment gone horribly-the-fuck wrong and which as a result has made him the equivalent of a retarded chimp whose games are as predictable and afflicted with sequel-itis as his shit. Also one truly UGLY motherfucker. evidence of his homosexual chimp nature was embarassingly exposed when he danced in that Link outfit at a press conference for Zelda, which afterwards left many Nintendo-loving editors trembling, shaken and traumatized for life, some of whom also became gay, and later committed suicide for it. [IMG]http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/677/lwcover2july290.th.jpg[/IMG] "Buy Miyahomo's products or else this goes into your a$$"
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