Granted but you knock yourself out at every low doorway you come across causing you to hallucenate that L Ron Hubbard was god and you become a scientoligist with a death to south park sig.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but aliens attack and we can't defend ourselves.

I wish this wish was uncorruptable.

That was the same corruption I was thinking of.

Granted but your'e now out of wishes.

I wish I had 1million wishes.

granted

i squooshed you.

i wish...... .i dotn eneb know lol

Granted you don't know what to wish for so you sit deep in thought thinking about what your wish will be until you starve to death.

I wish I could see God.

Granted, but he looks like Meg from Family Guy and you're not allowed to look away.

I wish I was a punk rocker, with flowers in my hair.

Granted, but the flowers have thorns and make your scalp bleed and you die.
I wish the Jonas Brothers wern't famous anymore. (How could you corrupt that?)

GRANTED.
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@RCT Granted but since theres a vacume of power for crap music Limp Bizket make add the cast of high school musical to make their comeback album and become the most popular band in the world ever.

I wish Adam Yauch (MCA) of the Beastie Boys hadn't god cancer.

Granted, but he gets AIDS instead.

I wish there was a better actor playing James Bond.