Granted, but you eat a whole bunch of cheap food which would ordinarily taste disgusting, but you love it. And it is slowly killing you, from the inside. And you can't feel the pain because of the pleasure from the disgusting food you are eating. And finally, completely oblivious to your situation, you drop dead.

I wish VGChartz loaded faster.

Granted but 90% of the content is taken away.

I wish I could find my missing Monty Python DVD.

Granted but then all DVD drives in the universe all simultaneously explode, thereby rendering all DVD discs useless.

I wish I could magically teleport to anywhere I want

granted, but every time you do that you turn up in that place naked.

Granted, but you are not allowed to make wishes because you forgot to post one.

I wish Soriku had three computers, five mouths, and six hands.

granted, but i dont see how that benefits you..?

i wish some of these wishes would come true.

Granted, but they corrupt so much at the same time the universe implodes.

I wish that Futurama could keep the same voice actors.

::teleports to trashlegs room::

how YOU doin?

LMAO. i wish someone could hear my screams for halp!

Granted, but what do i care, I'm naked and in your room.

I wish my last post didnt' sound so stalkerish and creepy