OK, I was in JUCO back in the day and there were a couple Japanese dudes there. They wanted to holla at some women, so they asked us some pick up lines.

I suggested this one: Walk up to a girl and ask there this:

"May I molest you?"

First girl he tried it on popped him.

Your turn.

I don't want to get shot or hurt.

Didn't taught him anything, but once a gypsy kid was very pushy and annoying to write him a sign to beg for money because he didn't know how.

I wrote: I'm a little shit, don't give me any money.

i hung around with this arabian kid in highschool and i taught him how to say fuck and shit and all that stuff. the next year, he had a mouth like i have never heard before. i think it gave him a shitload of confidence.

I learned the exchange student from Brasil how to sing a song about transvestites... and he performed it on stage during schoolcamp (instant-popularity)

And I learned a Korean chick to tell people to suck her balls

esmoreit, the word is "taught" not learned.

i teach people things like "its a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht" and i recite rabbie burns' poems on demand xD

things like numpty, eejit, awa' an' bile yer heid, och aye...

"Meisje laat je tieten zien!"

Ah.. Tourists in Amsterdam how I love them..

Haha you use tourists for that? I thought the resident Maroccans had that base covered ;)

Oh and sorry trash, for making grammatical errors. I'm also working on my thesis and... well, I'll just assume that my thesisguide is gonna have a field day underlining all the grammatical errors...

what does that saying translate to? ^

ooh good luck with that thesis!

It says: "Girl, show your tits". But generally when going to studentparties I always end up seeing more balls.