| Strategyking92 said: can we just make a haiku :'-( I have no idea how to make a limerick! |
There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim'ricks all
Look'd like haiku. He
Said with a laugh "I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two."
ok, this one cracked me up too (I didn't make any of these, but I thought they were good)
if(computer.fail==true){
background.setColor(blue);
user.frown();
sys.shutdown();
user.scream("OH, FUCK YOU");}
edit: and this one too
There once was a man named Bertold
Who drank beer when the weather grew cold
As he reached for his cup...
"NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!"
Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!
edit: another for fun
A programmer started to cuss
Because getting to sleep was a fuss
As he lay there in bed
Looping 'round in his head
was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;
and another
Among all these poems, a few
of the best recite old jokes anew.
But there's one I don't see,
And the reason must be:
In Russia, the limerick writes you.
loadedstatement said:
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Sooner or later, I'm gonna catch you drunk on these forums, while we have a competition, and you will gladly tell me then 
| Strategyking92 said: can we just make a haiku :'-( I have no idea how to make a limerick! |
Thats why I linked the limerick database that has HUNDREDS of limericks. I also linked the Wikipedia which explains it. Honestly, they arent hard at all.
Brian ZuckerGeneral PR Manager, VGChartzbzucker@vgchartz.com
This was the first example in the limerick database:
There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.
That is freakin' brilliant.
And this contest explains why there is a tennis ball in the vgc logo 
And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.
Obligatory dick measuring Gaming Laptop Specs: Sager NP8270-GTX: 17.3" FULL HD (1920X1080) LED Matte LC, nVIDIA GeForce GTX 780M, Intel Core i7-4700MQ, 16GB (2x8GB) DDR3, 750GB SATA II 3GB/s 7,200 RPM Hard Drive
There was once a useless contest
To put people's limericks' to the test
I can't finish a limerick
The end I cannot stick
Because they're too hard to write
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
Sugu yoko de waratteita
Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo
I will never leave you
| dtewi said: There was once a useless contest |
They take minutes to write! And they are pretty fun to read afterwords too!
Brian ZuckerGeneral PR Manager, VGChartzbzucker@vgchartz.com
loadedstatement said:
They take minutes to write! And they are pretty fun to read afterwords too! |
It's a joke?
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
Sugu yoko de waratteita
Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo
I will never leave you
dtewi said:
It's a joke? |
I wasn't being serious man. I was joking about your joke. Sheesh!
Brian ZuckerGeneral PR Manager, VGChartzbzucker@vgchartz.com
loadedstatement said:
I wasn't being serious man. I was joking about your joke. Sheesh! |
Oh, sure, hide behind your lying!
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
Sugu yoko de waratteita
Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo
I will never leave you
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