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I'm quite amused at how this has turned out (Console war.) It's time to give statements that less than a year ago, would have people saying you're a retarded blind fanboy monkey. (November. So 11 months ago, before launch):

If I told you that Sony would reneg on their backwards compatability chip within a year?
If I told you that Microsoft would have a failure rate so enormous they added an expense of $100/per console to help cover it?
If I told you that Nintendo would get near weekly news articles praising their innovative system?
If I told you that those 25 million dollar budget games already in design for PS3 wouldn't sell or play like 25 million dollar budget games? (See: Lair. Also, Lair.)
If I told you that  Sony would have released 4 different versions of it's PS3 within a year?
If I told you that Sony would brazeny announce that Rumble is last gen, then brazenly and proudly proclaim it's re-entry into the future?
If I told you that the HD wars matter to only 30% of consumers who own HD compatable products? (Number may be off, what portion of ps3/Xbox360 owners use HD again?)
If I told you Nintendo would drain more batteries than the lonely female population but still not release an official recharger for their controller?
If I told you Sony execs would make claims that no sane 4th grade fanboy would make, even during severe lulls in sales? (Hi Tretton!)
If I told you that Nintendo's demand would be so high, even head office would be shocked and fall behind, and even 6 months after release, in some places people would line up to get one?


Just imagine telling these things to your average person, or gamer on Nov 1, 2006. Or think of other incredulous statements that actually are true.



See Ya George.

"He did not die - He passed Away"

At least following a comedians own jokes makes his death easier.

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Wii will catch 360 in WW sales before next xmas.



superchunk said:
Wii will catch 360 in WW sales before spetember

 FYP, and you would have been laughed at ....a lot.



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Actually, the Sony hardcore would probably have found this one laughable:

If I told you Halo 3 will sell 3.83 million units within a week?



See Ya George.

"He did not die - He passed Away"

At least following a comedians own jokes makes his death easier.

You should search articles of analyst one years ago about the Wii.

Those are laughable.






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konnichiwa said:
You should search articles of analyst one years ago about the Wii.

Those are laughable.

You mean articles like this masterpiece?

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/games/archives/2006/08/17/ps3_will_win_say_yankees.html

"by 2011 the PlayStation 3 will have sold about 30 million units and account for 44% of cumulative third-generation console sales in North America. Comparatively, Microsoft will have sold nearly 27 million units by 2011, accounting for 40% of the market and Nintendo will have sold just over 11 million units, accounting for 16% of the market."

Hillarious!



This thread is funny :)

There are many things that have happened in the last year that people wouldn't believe!

GTAIV wont release until 2008.
Metroid Prime 3 would be outsold by Mario Party 8 by a long margin.
Sony would drop the price TWICE within one year of launch (OMG OMG we gotta do something... *rabble rabble rabble*)
etc



@Taz24: Yes lol.






I love this thread.


Would you believe me if I told you that within 11 months the Wii will be featured on every talk show from Dr. Phil to the Colbert Report, and will be used in physical therapy clinics, convalescent homes, and on cruise ships, and will have a launch more successful than either the DS or the PS2?


Would you believe that Wii would get exclusives of the 2 goriest games coming out, and they'd actually be fighting over which game is gorier?



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Rubang B said:



Would you believe that Wii would get exclusives of the 2 goriest games coming out, and they'd actually be fighting over which game is gorier?

 Wii porn 1 and Wii porn 2? or don't we call thar gore =/