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Forums - Nintendo - Jeff Gerstmann reviews The Conduit (40%)

dontsee on 30 June 2009

conduit is a good game. high voltage delivered what they've promised. after seeing very first couple of reviews i thought i'd waste my money. but i'm happy i bought it. it's a good game.

makes me sad when i see liars and pretenders get the most attention, hate/dislike is so much all around us it's hard to find honest opinion whether it's +ve or -ve.



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Shanobi on 30 June 2009
RolStoppable said:
LOL at that video. I didn't think it would be possible to suck that hard at a game.

And yet, he does.


I think he has blubber on the brain.



 

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alfredofroylan on 30 June 2009
RolStoppable said:
LOL at that video. I didn't think it would be possible to suck that hard at a game.

Yes if you're 90% of the time sitting on a couch.



_RKO_ on 30 June 2009
Shanobi said:
RolStoppable said:
LOL at that video. I didn't think it would be possible to suck that hard at a game.

And yet, he does.


I think he has blubber on the brain.

So because he gave your new favorite game a low score, that gives you the right to make fun of him?

 

Grow up.



Roma on 30 June 2009
vaio said:
Roma said:
vaio said:
Roma said:
Lol ever since that guy reviewed Zelda and gave it a score it clearly did not deserve I stopped visiting their site.

why visit an unprofessional site?

lol vaio your up late as well :P

Yup, my all seing eye told me a bad conduit review was on its way to VGC so i couldnt sleep untill I read it.

You need that to see? I can actually feel them coming ;)

Oh thats what that bubbly feeling i get is, never knew that now i can sell my all seing eye you wanna buy it?

I sold mine some time ago. But I’ve got an idea; why not give it to a blind Wii hater like say the reviewer? Just say it will make HD games super HD? :P



    R.I.P Mr Iwata :'(

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Shanobi on 30 June 2009

Thank you, sir.

And to RKO, all I have to say is the video speaks for itself. These are the "impartial" genius "hardcore" we're supposed to trust for our reviews.



 

http://www.shanepeters.com/

http://shanepeters.deviantart.com/

Achievement is its own reward, pride only obscures.

HATING OPHELIA- Coming soon from Markosia Comics!

noname2200 on 30 June 2009
trestres said:

http://www.giantbomb.com/the-conduit/61-21121/reviews/

You toss grenades by shaking the Nunchuk, which isn't always as responsive as you'd want.
...
Playing The Conduit requires a Wii Remote and a Nunchuk. The control is pretty intuitive, but it takes time to get used to aiming and turning by pointing at the screen. I probably fumbled around with the aiming control for around half an hour before I started getting comfortable. The game offers a lot of different sliders and options for tweaking the control, but I ended up leaving it alone in the end. The more I changed things, the worse the control felt. But even once you get the hang of the controls, it all feels a little delicate. The lock-on targeting jerks your view around, which can be disorienting. The turning radius never feels quite right and makes the game seem sluggish. In fact, all of the movement feels deliberately slower than the average shooter.

Poor hardcore; because motion controls require a modicum of real-life coordination, it seems the Wii really is going to be the Death of Hardcore Gaming. I weep for those unable to exercise basic control over their own extremities...although we finally have an answer to the life-long riddle of "how many hardcore does it take to do surgery on Easy?"

RolStoppable said:
trestres said:
I love Wii Music.

Only a passionate Wii hater would say this to cover his bias.

 S***, we've been ID'd! Every man for himself!

alfredofroylan said:
It's his opinion, honestly I don't know why making a big fuzz about.

 'Cuz we luvz fuzz!



vaio on 30 June 2009
Roma said:
vaio said:
Roma said:
vaio said:
Roma said:
Lol ever since that guy reviewed Zelda and gave it a score it clearly did not deserve I stopped visiting their site.

why visit an unprofessional site?

lol vaio your up late as well :P

Yup, my all seing eye told me a bad conduit review was on its way to VGC so i couldnt sleep untill I read it.

You need that to see? I can actually feel them coming ;)

Oh thats what that bubbly feeling i get is, never knew that now i can sell my all seing eye you wanna buy it?

I sold mine some time ago. But I’ve got an idea; why not give it to a blind Wii hater like say the reviewer? Just say it will make HD games super HD? :P

You are a genious, I will give it to him for free and maybe it will show him the way to the light. You just made me a humanitarian.



Vaio - "Bury me at Milanello"      R.I.P AC Milan

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird  and people take Prozac  to make it normal.

If laughing is the best medicine and marijuana makes you laugh

Is marijuana the best medicine?

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

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vaio on 30 June 2009
noname2200 said:
trestres said:

http://www.giantbomb.com/the-conduit/61-21121/reviews/

You toss grenades by shaking the Nunchuk, which isn't always as responsive as you'd want.
...
Playing The Conduit requires a Wii Remote and a Nunchuk. The control is pretty intuitive, but it takes time to get used to aiming and turning by pointing at the screen. I probably fumbled around with the aiming control for around half an hour before I started getting comfortable. The game offers a lot of different sliders and options for tweaking the control, but I ended up leaving it alone in the end. The more I changed things, the worse the control felt. But even once you get the hang of the controls, it all feels a little delicate. The lock-on targeting jerks your view around, which can be disorienting. The turning radius never feels quite right and makes the game seem sluggish. In fact, all of the movement feels deliberately slower than the average shooter.

Poor hardcore; because motion controls require a modicum of real-life coordination, it seems the Wii really is going to be the Death of Hardcore Gaming. I weep for those unable to exercise basic control over their own extremities...although we finally have an answer to the life-long riddle of "how many hardcore does it take to do surgery on Easy?"

all of them?



Vaio - "Bury me at Milanello"      R.I.P AC Milan

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird  and people take Prozac  to make it normal.

If laughing is the best medicine and marijuana makes you laugh

Is marijuana the best medicine?

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

“If any creator has not played Mario, then they’re probably not a good creator. That’s something I can say with 100 percent confidence. Mario is, for game creators, the development bible.

shokenchi on 30 June 2009

stop posting these hate reviews. they dont deserve our attention.