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+Valkyria Chronicles
-The World Ends With You



"And yet, I've realized that maybe living a "decent" life means you won't ever have a "good" life."

 

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Rainbird said:
Squilliam said:
Rainbird said:
Squilliam said:
Rainbird said:

I keep hearing that there are these supposedly great games in the box, and yet, I never found them

Not three at least, Portal is incredible, but Half-Life 2 bored me so much, I didn't even bother finishing it, and the only things I like about TF2 are the character videos Valve make for the individual classes.

Good? Yes.

Deserving of 90+ status as a package? Nay.

Does Portal deserve 90+ status? Indeed it does.

EDIT: Oh, and Flower beats Portal

Your words are like needles and I am your pincushion.

Or I am a butt, and you are my chair? I like that one better

Chairs get respect, you cannot say the same for your butt.

My butt is being an ass, so no one respects it. I don't think I will ever get that through to it though, it's being very anal about its attitude...

Sometimes people just need a good prod to get them to change their attitudes.



Tease.

Squilliam said:
Rainbird said:
Squilliam said:
Rainbird said:
Squilliam said:
Rainbird said:

I keep hearing that there are these supposedly great games in the box, and yet, I never found them

Not three at least, Portal is incredible, but Half-Life 2 bored me so much, I didn't even bother finishing it, and the only things I like about TF2 are the character videos Valve make for the individual classes.

Good? Yes.

Deserving of 90+ status as a package? Nay.

Does Portal deserve 90+ status? Indeed it does.

EDIT: Oh, and Flower beats Portal

Your words are like needles and I am your pincushion.

Or I am a butt, and you are my chair? I like that one better

Chairs get respect, you cannot say the same for your butt.

My butt is being an ass, so no one respects it. I don't think I will ever get that through to it though, it's being very anal about its attitude...

Sometimes people just need a good prod to get them to change their attitudes.

I tried that! Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, and it doesn't do anything but complain! It doesn't even respect my feelings or my attempts to slam into it how wrong its attitude is!



Rainbird said:
Squilliam said:
Rainbird said:

My butt is being an ass, so no one respects it. I don't think I will ever get that through to it though, it's being very anal about its attitude...

Sometimes people just need a good prod to get them to change their attitudes.

I tried that! Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, and it doesn't do anything but complain! It doesn't even respect my feelings or my attempts to slam into it how wrong its attitude is!

Perhaps its something you need to sit on and meditate for a few hours? I hear the lotus position is pretty good at sorting out wonky rear ends.



Tease.

Squilliam said:
Rainbird said:
Squilliam said:
Rainbird said:

My butt is being an ass, so no one respects it. I don't think I will ever get that through to it though, it's being very anal about its attitude...

Sometimes people just need a good prod to get them to change their attitudes.

I tried that! Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, and it doesn't do anything but complain! It doesn't even respect my feelings or my attempts to slam into it how wrong its attitude is!

Perhaps its something you need to sit on and meditate for a few hours? I hear the lotus position is pretty good at sorting out wonky rear ends.

Perhaps... though I don't have any lotion at hand. You wouldn't happen to have "heard" how toothpaste works in these cases?



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Rainbird said:
Squilliam said:

Perhaps its something you need to sit on and meditate for a few hours? I hear the lotus position is pretty good at sorting out wonky rear ends.

Perhaps... though I don't have any lotion at hand. You wouldn't happen to have "heard" how toothpaste works in these cases?

Depends... depends on how much you like the cold of lotion. But the effect of the cold is magnified quite significantly compared to normal lotion so its up to you to decide how much chill you can tolerate.



Tease.

Oh noes! I killed Uncharted.
Im surprised people are choosing Revenge over Paradise, will see if I can pick it up cheap to see if it really is better.



Squilliam said:
Rainbird said:
Squilliam said:

Perhaps its something you need to sit on and meditate for a few hours? I hear the lotus position is pretty good at sorting out wonky rear ends.

Perhaps... though I don't have any lotion at hand. You wouldn't happen to have "heard" how toothpaste works in these cases?

Depends... depends on how much you like the cold of lotion. But the effect of the cold is magnified quite significantly compared to normal lotion so its up to you to decide how much chill you can tolerate.

In other words, putting the toothpaste in the freezer a bit before using it ought to do the trick



+Little Kings Story

- Burnout Paradise



Currently dreaming of: DKC4 or Sonic the Hedgehog 4 (classic 2D platformers) for WiiWare, Smash Bros. for DSi, New Super Mario World for DSi, a Wii remake or true sequel of Final Fantasy Tactics.

One down, hopefully more awesomeness to come.

Rainbird said:
Squilliam said:

Depends... depends on how much you like the cold of lotion. But the effect of the cold is magnified quite significantly compared to normal lotion so its up to you to decide how much chill you can tolerate.

In other words, putting the toothpaste in the freezer a bit before using it ought to do the trick

You'd have to apply it with a hammer if its frozen, and if you missed your target you'd have other bigger problems.



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